flirting with ER staff

Are you kidding?

Personally, I don't want to live in a world where such Hanky-Panky does NOT go on! Especially in medicine! Who the hell else understands or at least won't puke!

This is one of the very few perks of being in this profession Guys and Girls; we have a ready-made society of misfits just like ourselves to choose from.

Anything less than tolerance for the fact that THIS IS WHAT HUMANS -- especially libidinous humans -- DO! amounts to abject suppression, which in my book is Cruel and Unusual Punishment! I don't care if you do it to yourself or the trip gets laid on you; IT IS CRIMINAL!

If you can hear the passion in my voice it's because the days when I didn't even consider the question passed somewhere around 1985, when I no longer had access to the Cookie Jar!
 
Well, my girlfriend works ACU at the hospital, but that isn't where I met her.

And there was this really cute girl shadowing the doc tonight in the ER. My partner and I both tried to get her attention just to see if we could cause she looked so darn serious! I guess she was cause she kept her nose buried in a text book most of the time she wasn't busy working with the doc. Lol! Maybe it's just me though and the textbook was the lesser of two evils in front of her. :-(

I am surprised I got my girlfriend to pay attention to me at all in the first place! I am so clumsy and stupid when it comes to initiating something like that. :-S
 
I always end the handover with '...and my number is 'xxxxxx2323'


50% of the time, it works all the time:P


The nurses here are either too busy or too overweight to try and flirt with lol
 
the_negro_puppy said:
I always end the handover with '...and my number is 'xxxxxx2323'


50% of the time, it works all the time:P


The nurses here are either too busy or too overweight to try and flirt with lol
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Your should try wearing some Sex Panther. Its would improve you odds by 10%.

They've done studies you know....its stings the nostrils.
 
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"Really, that smells like raw gasoline"
 
firetender said:
Personally, I don't want to live in a world where such Hanky-Panky does NOT go on! Especially in medicine! Who the hell else understands or at least won't puke!

This is one of the very few perks of being in this profession Guys and Girls; we have a ready-made society of misfits just like ourselves to choose from.
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In my neck of the woods this goes on all the time. County EMS is known for being the biggest Man:censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:s in the state. Not only are they flirting and f*cking the nurses they are doing their partners as well. LOL!

I can't say I will ever date within EMS.........casual sex yes, but serious relationship... no way.
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
I am surprised I got my girlfriend to pay attention to me at all in the first place! I am so clumsy and stupid when it comes to initiating something like that. :-S
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firefite said:
But right now I got my eye on an EMT student (I'm not an official instructor yet so it is ok :P )
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I just went on a date last night with another medic student who's in the class ahead of me... I swear to god, his pickup was to grab my arm, pull traction, say, "I'm really good, this is only gonna sting a little." and start a 20 gauge on me. Obviously, I was impressed :lol:
 
Two former Mrs Brown's have been ambo's, neither lasted, two have not, neither lasted ...

Hmm you know what, Brown thinks that just says there is something wrong with Brown :D
 
Brown is not shy, Brown goes straight for the external jugular :D
 
MrBrown said:
Brown is not shy, Brown goes straight for the external jugular :D
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Rofl I love you guys. Nah, I had pre-warned him that no one has ever managed to stick me without blowing a vein, so he was being nice. In fact, he had a conversation with the instructor in front of me about how hard it was going to be to get a line on me lol
 
My light-bars bring all the girls to the yard
And their like
It's brighter than yours,
Damn right it's brighter than yours,
I can cric you,
But I have to charge
 
I say flirt away. If you ask someone out and they decline, and you pursue, then it is a problem.

The down-side is, while you may nail a 10, everyone will know about it within one week.
 
What's the worst that could happen?

We've all been smacked for making a crass remark once or twice, right? No? Only me? Oh, ok. :rofl:
 
What is this "flirting" you all speak of?

Most of my interactions with ER staff involve me brandishing a crucifix and hurling cloves of garlic along with my patient so I can escape that vampiric den of iniquity with my humanity intact.
 
thegreypilgrim said:
What is this "flirting" you all speak of?

Most of my interactions with ER staff involve me brandishing a crucifix and hurling cloves of garlic along with my patient so I can escape that vampiric den of iniquity with my humanity intact.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Omg i spit my coffee.
 
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