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LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY

:p Very true! I realized how low the USAF's actual standards for everything but education and housing are once I got temporarily attached to an Army unit. To more accurately describe one of Air Force's 'Core Values': "Excellence in all we do....or at least the superficial appearance thereof...

Thank you 18G. I don't think I could have said it as succinctly or as politely as you phrased it. :)

Thank you, that means a lot.

Any way you like. LOL

What about both? LOL Mine too.

Could be worse....imagine if I was their supervisor. :ph34r:

Seriously....it's an EMT interview. They're basically just checking to make sure you can refrain from drooling on yourself for a reasonable amount of time and that you know how to tie your own shoes (or have someone who can do it for you). What were you expecting?

Something like that.

I'd much prefer we got to practice on prisoners and others with a debt to society to repay but unfortunately some :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:s about 70 years ago completely ruined that option. The fact that their mouth normally lines up perfectly with...

Something like that. We cut into the chest wall and a two to three foot gush of blood came out. The autopsy tech looked at the pathologist and goes "We're sure he's dead....right?"

By the way you can also see this in tension pneumothorax, pericardial tamponade and a few other extra-cardiac causes of arrest. Basically if the cause isn't due to the heart, some of form of toxicity or a lack of oxygen, you can theoretically see a PEA arrest with a sinus rhythm. It will...

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't that just a holdover from the days when AEDs were first introduced and it is now effectively the same thing as an EMT-B? That is how it has worked the other places I have lived that had the "EMT-D" designation. My guess is that it is not going to help your...

You rang? -Prevention of ejection from the vehicle -Prevention of secondary impact with interior of vehile -Allows a greater distance over which your body can decelerate (by allowing it to slow down along with the seat instead of abruptly stopping when you hit the steering wheel, dash...

One of my favorite autopsy experiences was a tension hemothorax due to an aortic tear. Guy had about 4 liters of blood in his left pleural cavity. And people wonder why I insist on a full faceshield and cap when I observe autopsies for me research.

Sorry man, you're not my type.

Just remember: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the entire duck.

"What should I carry in my jump kit in my car?" Seriously....it should be forum policy that I'm allowed to keel haul any new member whose first post consists of anything of that sort.

Kinky....

n=1 ;)