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    Heya! I am a EMS Newbie (hopefully)

    not necessarily true. I took my NREMT @ 1630 on a Friday, had the results by noon Saturday.
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    What exactly does Part Time EMT-B mean?

    My guess might be that you mis heard them when they said part time/ per diem, which at the few places I've been is onset schedule, but you have to work 24 hours at least a month. Part time is a set schedule, usually 16-24 hours a week Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I will not only wear whatever ridiculous costume requested, but I'll even give them ex lax chocolates, carry out the hit, and yell "candy gram" as I'm handing over the chocolates, kicking them.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I am opening a similar business in MA. but I will specialize in steel toed boots to the nether regions. This is for more serious infractions, so it is not a copy cat business For this, the suggested fee will be $10, subject to change based on difficulty in accessing "client", how much I hate...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Or, there is a way that is only partially "cheating". Above the link where it says to "Take Final Exam", there is a link that says "Download Classroom Materials" then click the "Download Student Manual". The PDF will open. Run that and the test in separate tabs/windows. On the questions that you...
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    Good news and Bad news

    Been overhearing people talking, saying that Cataldo might be losing the partners contract. If it's true, they'll almost certainly be tightening their hiring belt
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    Should I do a no-experience Paramedic program straight out?

    Why the hell did this reach 73 posts after the original, and nobody has yet given the right answer? Oh well, thankfully I am able to take over and save all of you egotistical maniacs: :nosoupfortroll: :deadhorse: :nosoupfortroll::P
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    Good news and Bad news

    On another note, got the job, working through my 3rd ride/FTO time now. For the sake of anonymity, I'll refrain from posting schedules and base(s) I may or may nit be working at. Though, in light of recent occurrences, if the CLs would like to confirm I'm 'legit', then I will do so, but only...
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    Good news and Bad news

    For the Cataldo test, as well as any practical pre hire tests in MA, go by the MA Statewide Treatment Protocols. (though the advice would be the same for any state, just substitute for MA) For CPR specifically, they like people to have a 2010 standards card, but if your card is off the...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Not the face! Anywhere but the face(and a certain other area for the male RNs/RRTS)!!!!
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Perfect present for you once you hit the big 5-0-0! http://www.spam.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?Product={B20C98E8-EC7C-4FAC-8AF3-A319E860D00B}
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    the 100% directionless thread

    How about we combine the two into someone filling a pin~ata (cant figure out how to put the squiggly on top of the n) with nips, and he gets the first whack!
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    I don't want to walk through your smoke! =(

    Crack is wack yo!
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    I don't want to walk through your smoke! =(

    This will only work for your station. I like to cook when given the chance. I also smoke, but almost never at work. People can be a holes when they think people are being self righteous. If people are too bad about it, I have been known to cook with much more "pungent" ingredients. And before...
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    Zoo security stops EMS from reaching boy injured by camel in park

    And I have actually seen a Barrett .50 under a bench seat at a company I vollied with during the summer in ME
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    Zoo security stops EMS from reaching boy injured by camel in park

    I would go with the .50 Deagle, if not the Barrett hidden under the bench
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    Zoo security stops EMS from reaching boy injured by camel in park

    Or a Tiger either, for that matter.
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    Zoo security stops EMS from reaching boy injured by camel in park

    I'm surprised that nobody has suggested this yet.........if I was allowed to carry (preferably concealed) on duty, the camel wouldn't be a problem......:ph34r:
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Did the badger have too much to drink?........though I shouldn't automatically assume that. Badger could be a diabetic whose sugar is low, or could just be having a stroke.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Sounds like fun. :rolls eyes: maybe you'll get lucky and they'll count that as your AT if you haven't already gone on it yet
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