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    Patient with CCW

    E: Whip mine out and say "Mine's Bigger".B)
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    AMA w/ETOH On Board

    Bah Humbug!!!!! If we allow this now, then we will have to allow it in the early morning. then any time before noon or after 5, and all weekend. then the whole world will become one giant ball of ridiculous. :wacko: this rant sponsored by the Letter I for Insomnia and pur fine Corporate...
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    Good news and Bad news

    They are good with that, usually. Give it 2 weeks. If you still don't hear back, then start calling. At least that was the advice that I was given when I started the process
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Me too please.
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    Massachuetts places hiring/Information needed?

    Could be a weird coincidence, but you wouldn't happen to write a blog with the same pseudonym?
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    Just got laid off!!

    It's people like that giving EMS a bad name. And people wonder why (aside from the whole education thing) pay is so low in EMS. As long as we tolerate people like this, we are destined to have conditions that require two full time jobs in quite a few areas to have any chance of living "comfortably".
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Congrats. I'm in the same boat in my area. I have my pre hire physical and drug screenMonday morning, and assuming I pass, start orientation tuesday
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    Massachuetts places hiring/Information needed?

    Nope. Just a like minded basic in MA. On another note, if anyone hijacked an account, wouldn't it be more logical that it was you that hacked mine, since it was my account that posted? It's kind of a small world actually. I met you and Kelly Grayson briefly back in march @ carabbas in Peabody. I...
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    Massachuetts places hiring/Information needed?

    While I have heard the same thing from some medics, I would have to disagree. I think NEU is pretty lax on the whole 6 months basic experience needed. I would recommend a solid year of FT experience. While BLS can easily be done by the zero-hero courses that fly through EMT-b (seeing as it's...
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    Good news and Bad news

    I am going into cataldo's orientation next week. I'll pass along what I find out about schedule availability.(at least once I get my schedule squared away)
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    Massachuetts places hiring/Information needed?

    Just noticed an issue with your list of companies. Unless there is another north shore I am unaware of. What used to be north shore folded. Cataldo bought up the assets, and pretty much turned north shore's territory into their Atlantic division. Perhaps you meant northeast out of Middleton/Beverly.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Is it bad form to use your own quote for a sig?
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I'll be the guy in the row behind you throwing popcorn. And besides, hell has more fun......
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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    PT: I don't want to go to the hospital. Besides, you don't have enough people to lift me (bariatric pt) ME: What If I get some handsome firemen to help us??? PT: OOOOOh! I loves me some firemen. I'll go. Thank god the bariatric stretcher fit (barely) into the elevator. otherwise, I would still...
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    anyone ever have a job with a ruptured breast implant ?

    Every protocol in the current Massachusetts Statewide Treatment Protocols has a line that states "Administer oxygen using appropriate oxygen delivery device, as clinically indicated." Nowhere in the protocols of the CMRs does it say that a person's mouth/nose are not appropriate delivery...
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    anyone ever have a job with a ruptured breast implant ?

    As Samuel L. Jackson would say if he were a paramedic: "I am sick of the mother :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing pointless oxygen on the mother :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing patient"
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    anyone ever have a job with a ruptured breast implant ?

    don't feed teh troll Since I am dumb-founded that nobody has done this already: :nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll: :nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll: :nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll: :nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll::nosoupfortroll...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    but are they sweet pickles, or hot and spicy pickles?
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    anyone ever have a job with a ruptured breast implant ?

    Thank you. I figured it would be obvious that I would be joking, especially since the whole nto being able to do anything pre-hospitally thing was already covered
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    anyone ever have a job with a ruptured breast implant ?

    Nope, but I have a second of many hands account.
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