Recent content by willbeflight

I want to be the one that helps people in the worst time of their life. It also makes me appreciate the health and life of everyone I know and love. :rolleyes:

That is awesome! Tooo funny. Seems like something I would do! LMAO!!

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. :P

Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," annouces the genie. The first nurse says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am now, that way I'll be a better...

absolutly! I promise. LOL

That is really funny!

Sorry, I just had to post this one :)A man fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had...

1. "Bleeding began in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles." 2. "Patient came in today complaining of chronic vaginal affection." 3. "Since she can't conceive I've sent her to a futility expert." 4. "Surgery will be performed under General Anastasia." 5. "I saw...

Wow!! That is really crazy that no one did anything about him before this!!! :rolleyes:

True Story I can't remember where this happened, Wisconsin I think...... A drunk guy decided to sleep it off in his car that happened to be parked in a snow drift on the side of the highway. A State Trooper came up to his window and tapped on it. The drunk opened his eyes and seeing the...

Right! LOL

Think this one is possible? This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start...

I have no idea, but it is funny! :)