Recent content by DevilDuckie

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    Pants? Now now I mean the actual pants.

    What movie is that from?
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    Your patients asks you "Am I going to die?"

    I would say "We're going to do everything we can for you" then ignore everything else they say.
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    Lets design a true identfying clothing style for EMS

    Something in Kevlar, bullet, blood, glass and vomit proof. padded. with auto lift device and a bow tie.
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    Lets design a true identfying clothing style for EMS

    I like the milk man ambulance service style.
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    14 Day Boot Camp, ADHD, and A Good Program

    We use an ambulance attendant (advanced first aid) and a driver for low priority calls; and an EMT and a driver for emergencies. The state, via loopholes in the codes, says it's okay. If the provider is competent, what's the difference. What works in one place, may not work somewhere else.
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    Lets design a true identfying clothing style for EMS

    I like my white overalls.
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    O2 carrying requirements

    Dually noted, I accept your special apology note
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    O2 carrying requirements

    You're a meanie beanie, seem to have a nac for it.
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    O2 carrying requirements

    I was kidding. Why are you being so difficult? It's not like I said remove his Spleen, 417.
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    O2 carrying requirements

    Wow, you're as serious as a man in a tub of rattler's. We use a powder that gets mixed with water anyway.. So, it would literally be like giving them a charcoal briquette to chew on.
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    Medics Describe Horror of Chimp Attack

    :blink: Honestly, what sane individual would do something like that?
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    "I'm Not Dead Yet!".... Or am I?

    I'm never amazed by a nursing home call. They put people flat, blowing bubbles, on 4LPM by simple mask, with an aspirator sitting two feet away.. wondering why the guy has a sat of 72%. :ph34r: Gee, I wonder why?
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    O2 carrying requirements

    When people are begging for a drink.. We could give them our expired charcoal!
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    Yeah........

    Yeah........
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