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Most people usually are looking for something different.
The others either really like it, or are management.
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Most people usually are looking for something different.
That post was largely tongue in cheek. I semi enjoy half my job
The half where you get to sleep or you get a legit ALS transfer?
Private BLS IFT:
Arrive at work.
Clock in.
Mull around the time clock wasting time and attempting to look busy.
Go check the truck/partner assignments.
Huff and go "Oh god, not him/her/that truck again!" Whine. Mull around the truck roster for a few minutes, killing even more time.
Go get truck check off sheet, keys, and equipment.
skulk out to truck, climb in drivers seat. Turn on the battery, discover whoever was on the truck before left the battery on the night before. Secretly hope the truck doesn't start so you can get one of the nicer trucks.
Turn key. Wait...Damn, started. Huff Huff Huff.
Check out the woowoos and sparkly lights you'll never use. Make sure you wait to test the siren until someone's walking in front of your truck so you can give them a heart attack.
Forget to check the fluids, no one checks them anyway and the sooner you kill the truck the sooner you'll get a new one, in theory. (In reality they keep reviving that stupid truck well past being safe to drive.)\
Check the main O2. yup, the one under the bench seat. It's empty. Stomp around and curse about being the only one who ever changes the stupid things.
Go on a search and scavenge mission in the rest of the trucks for stuff you're missing on yours that are not in the supply closet (Stair chairs, though you don't REALLY look for a stair chair because that means you might have to use it. AEDs, good luck finding one, sheets, reports, suction tubing, glucometers, etc are all hot commodities at my service and you're lucky to find them.)
Go in service. Get a call and whine about how everyone else is holding. Swear dispatch is playing favorites. Wonder what you did to piss them off.
Fight with partner about the radio station.
Go to the call. Get *****ed at by nurse for being late. Smile and nod. Get cursed out by patient for moving her. Smile and nod.
Load very wide patient onto very narrow stretcher. Duck is she swings (they often do.). Ask for help from the nurse. She'll stand there and look confused and then at the last minute grab the legs like she's actually doing something.
Go to leave. Get called back by nurse who forgot an rx. Wait for 20 minutes while she tries to get it.
Get Rx, load patient. Listen to patient yell about the bumps before you even start moving. Nod and smile and write your report.
Unload patient. Go to room. Room has changed, go to other room. Get yelled at by SNF nurse because hospital nurse forgot to call report because she was too busy holding the feet.
Stand there while SNF nurse hems and haws and goes through paperwork with a fine tooth comb before signing for the patient.
Go back to truck. Finish report. Go available.
Hold the area for awhile. Park in random parking lot. Whine to partner about being bored.
Curse dispatch because they gave you another call. Call them names and throw a fit. Complain about how your sick of it. It's not fair. They should be fired! They don't know what it's like!
Go do another call, much like the first.
Repeat.
At some point, sneak into gas station or mcdonalds for food.
At the end of the day once you're clear, return to station. Park truck without gassing it up or washing it because no one washes it anyway and they all look like crap and you're tired.
Recount day to dispatch, make fun of nurses, patients, etc. like they are your best friend and you weren't just calling them a mother effer an hour ago.
Poke around and waste time. Turn in paperwork.
Mosey on over to the time clock. Waste time and look busy, squeezing that extra two cents into your paycheck.
Clock out, skulk out to parking lot. Go home. Repeat the next day.
Unless you try to complicate things with reality.As with anything else in life, there are choices.
Unless you try to complicate things with reality.
I work IFT and I guess I'm lucky as hell because we get the routine boring calls but we also get 911 roll over calls from New Orleans and Jefferson Parish with a lot of Emergent calls from nursing facilities we have contracts with. I was on a double basic truck this weekend and got a critical patient. We run lights and sirens at least a couple times each day.
yeah its not that its the aspect of not being able to run lights and siren that turns me off.. but lets be honest, there is a thrill of running code to an emergency call