Top 10 reasons why I became an EMT.

9. Enjoys getting free, bottomless cup coffee and the miscellaneous arrhythmias that come with it.

Wish I could manage that. The best I've done was get a free stale donut 1/2 hour before closing.
 
1-10: Nursing school had a long waitlist :p
 
10. Superhero lifestyle
9. Get all the babes
8. Run into an ER with a stretcher yelling out medical jargon as aforementioned babes watch in astonishment
7. Shock a person and have them get up and shake my hand and thank me for saving their life
6. Exciting workplace with no dull moments
5. Save lives on a daily basis
4. Be highly respected by the public and looked up to by little kids
3. Money
2. People get out of my way in traffic
1. Money
















Needless to say, I was disappointed on all 10 accounts
 
-At first I got in to it because its a requirement to be a fire fighter in CA. But as I learned more my interest really became apparent and this will be my career with or with out the fire job. But I will keep trying.

-The pants are cool.

-I hated my last job (construction/road work)

-I like the on going challenges in EMS/medicine
 
10. Superhero lifestyle
9. Get all the babes
8. Run into an ER with a stretcher yelling out medical jargon as aforementioned babes watch in astonishment
7. Shock a person and have them get up and shake my hand and thank me for saving their life
6. Exciting workplace with no dull moments
5. Save lives on a daily basis
4. Be highly respected by the public and looked up to by little kids
3. Money
2. People get out of my way in traffic
1. Money



Needless to say, I was disappointed on all 10 accounts

LMAO, well put.
I went through an EMT class because the city was offering it for free and it fit my school/work schedule and I figured it would be a step up from warehouse slavery and a resume padder.

Then I worked with a very cocky paragod and the mystic of what they knew and could do pulled me to the dark side.
 
10. Superhero lifestyle
9. Get all the babes
8. Run into an ER with a stretcher yelling out medical jargon as aforementioned babes watch in astonishment
7. Shock a person and have them get up and shake my hand and thank me for saving their life
6. Exciting workplace with no dull moments
5. Save lives on a daily basis
4. Be highly respected by the public and looked up to by little kids
3. Money
2. People get out of my way in traffic
1. Money
















Needless to say, I was disappointed on all 10 accounts
That's a really good list! Gave me a good laugh.
 
Ok here we go....
10. I don't like sleep much
9. Washing vomit off my boots is fun!
8. People in EMS are interesting... (i mean twisted)
7. I get along well with EDP's
6. I look good in navy blue.
5. I like coffee and fast food.
4. Job security
3. I get to poke people with needles!
2. Drunks make me laugh
1. (I know it's been used already but) I get to cut people's clothes off!
 
I get paid to sleep
I get paid to push drugs
I get paid to drive fast
I get paid
I wanted to be a RN, now I just play one on TV.
I know doggie CPR
I like the shiney patch
I get paid to laugh at myself
I like it
I like it alot

;););););)
 
hmm

that is always cool if you are wearing a vintage t shirt i love them. seems you have a pretty good choice too.
 
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