Swine flu

[Foxbat]

http://xkcd.com/574/

As always, xkcd rocks.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Ha ha ha! Great.

 

[emtech419]

I haven't pulled a shift since last friday, but I can't wait for my service area's nursing home population to call in for swine flu symptoms when I get to either of my jobs this week.

 

[Amack]

"lick an autistic kid"

bahahahaha

 

[Scout]

We just got a report of Novel influenza A (H1N1) and influenza A (H5N1) virus mutating to form a combined virus.

It is now wildly believed that THIS is the cause for the rapid spread of the infection.



There has also been wide spread hysteria resulting in a few interest groups sending out unfounded emails warning of the risk of swine flu from certain canned pork meat products. Should you receive such email just mark them as spam and dispose.