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I was watching Kangaroo Jack with my 6 year old son last night. You know having family time - which as usually consists of me trying very hard not to fall asleep and him laying on the bed with me laughing his butt off at whatever movie we have in.
Well it gets to the part where the girl is bathing in the hot springs and the guy gets in, but they don't really see each other. All the sudden my son goes
"Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmm....Now that is Sexy!!"
I was like, "Umm, what did you just say? Do you even know what that means?"
"Yep. She is HOT!"
I was like.."Excuse me? What does that mean?"
He says "She is pretty. And when I get bigger I would be kissing her, because she is SEXY!!"
Then he goes on to tell me how its the girl he is talking about and not the boy. Because girls are sexy and boys arent. And then, as if that wasn't a big enough shock for me (That he knows what sexy is), he tells me "If I were bigger, my private would get big too!"
Holy Cow!! I asked him where he heard that and he said some kids on the bus were talking about how when you see a pretty girl your private gets all big, but I shouldn't worry becasue that doesn't happen until he is OLD, like 20.
Oh great, now he thinks 20 is old...I am almost 30 - whats that make me?
My poooooooor baby!!!! I can't believe it! I swear, he gets things like that from his DAD's side of the family. Times like that are the only times I regret divorcing his dad, otherwise he would be having the talk with him.
Like the time I caught him playing with "it" and I said "What are you doing?" and he said "WHAT?? It feels good!!"
Oh, I am SO not cut out for a boy!!!
Well it gets to the part where the girl is bathing in the hot springs and the guy gets in, but they don't really see each other. All the sudden my son goes
"Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmm....Now that is Sexy!!"
I was like, "Umm, what did you just say? Do you even know what that means?"
"Yep. She is HOT!"
I was like.."Excuse me? What does that mean?"
He says "She is pretty. And when I get bigger I would be kissing her, because she is SEXY!!"
Then he goes on to tell me how its the girl he is talking about and not the boy. Because girls are sexy and boys arent. And then, as if that wasn't a big enough shock for me (That he knows what sexy is), he tells me "If I were bigger, my private would get big too!"
Holy Cow!! I asked him where he heard that and he said some kids on the bus were talking about how when you see a pretty girl your private gets all big, but I shouldn't worry becasue that doesn't happen until he is OLD, like 20.
Oh great, now he thinks 20 is old...I am almost 30 - whats that make me?
My poooooooor baby!!!! I can't believe it! I swear, he gets things like that from his DAD's side of the family. Times like that are the only times I regret divorcing his dad, otherwise he would be having the talk with him.
Like the time I caught him playing with "it" and I said "What are you doing?" and he said "WHAT?? It feels good!!"
Oh, I am SO not cut out for a boy!!!
Ohhh I feel for you....