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MMiz

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I wanted to build an overhead projector screen, so I spent money and bought the screen material off of ebay. I would need to build my own frame, but that only included five pieces of wood, a staple gun, and a few screws.

The first time I tried it was a disaster. I upgraded from 1"x2"s to 1x4"s, bought a square-thing, and it turned out great.

Then I needed to use the staple gun to go around the wood frame and staple the material to the frame. Oh god did I butcher it. Now I spent far too much money on materials I can't use.

I have never in my life attempted to build something beyond the bed-side table I bought from Target freshman year of college. That construction project included lots of duct tape, and instead of creating the drawer, I simply duct taped the drawer front to the front of the table so it would look pretty. That table collapsed.

I thought maybe I could finally build something. I bought the material at Lowes (first time shopper), had the guy cut it... and then bought new wood and had him re-cut it when I found out the first cuts weren't equal. I bought the instructions, and even instructional DVD. It turned out crappy, and I wasted faaaarrrr too much money.

Time to put away the $9.99 tool kit I bought at target and take the wood out to the dumpster. I'm no Bob the Builder. :sad:
 
Bwahahaha!!

Quite a few times in "travel" I have just used a clean white sheet.......... worked well in a pinch.

:)
 
Thanks for shopping at Target though. :)
 
Nice. Real nice.

Where is Norm Abrams when you need him?
 
I've now been up for about 36 hours, and this damn thing is annoying me. So I went to Walmart, bought a hot glue gun, but I'm barely coordinated enough to use it on a good day, this project will have to wait until morning.
 
HOLY CRAP!! Step away from the hot glue!!!

Matt your going to hurt yourself!! Call a professional!!
 
EMTPrincess said:
HOLY CRAP!! Step away from the hot glue!!!

Matt your going to hurt yourself!! Call a professional!!
Princess,

Every time I've used a hot glue gun I've suffered serious burns. Every time I break it and throw it away, saying I'll never use it again. I should not be allowed to use hot glue. I always end up holding the thing up in the air, and the hot glue always drips all over my hand. It burns.

This time will be different. This time I got it at Walmart, so it must be good.
 
MMiz said:
This time will be different. This time I got it at Walmart, so it must be good.

THat oughta rank up there with "Hold my beer and watch this."

Dude, you have to take photos when you're done. :D
 
MMiz said:
This time will be different. This time I got it at Walmart, so it must be good.
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