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Med Control: This is EMS Agent Smith, I am on scene with a 105 yr old woman, she is cold and her extremities are rigid. Her family had not seen her for about 3 days. I can auscultate no heart or breath sounds and all three leads shows asystole.. May I forgo a code and call this patient? Yes.
Med Control: This is EMS Agent Lacy. I am on scene with a 24 yr old whose car got rear-ended. he is refusing medical care. He is out here walking around on his cell phone. He denies any alcohol, says that nothing hurts. Are we ok to refuse medical care to this patient? Yes
Med Control: Hey doc, this is EMS Agent Jimmy. I am going to pick up a guy from the pysch hospital and I have picked this guy up before and know that I need will need restraints, is it ok if I use restraints? Please do.
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-Pharyngitis with abnormal vitals, who didn't meet criteria for fast-track. rule out abscess, strep, consider mono, blah-blah-blah- if they are really whiny and tachycardic, give liter of fluid, toradol, and discharge looking much better.
I had a dude dropped off by homeboy ambulance with a bullet shattered ulna. My ortho couldn't quite get his mind around the fact he was called for a gsw at 1am at our non-trauma community hospital. I repeated that part about 8 times. "Yes, a gunshot wound. No, EMS didn't bring him here, he just showed up. Yes, he got shot. Yes, his ulna is in many tiny pieces. And yes, you need to see him. Yes, now. Really, he got shot. Come see him."
Med Control: This is EMS Agent Smith, I am on scene with a 105 yr old woman, she is cold and her extremities are rigid. Her family had not seen her for about 3 days. I can auscultate no heart or breath sounds and all three leads shows asystole.. May I forgo a code and call this patient? Yes.
Med Control: This is EMS Agent Lacy. I am on scene with a 24 yr old whose car got rear-ended. he is refusing medical care. He is out here walking around on his cell phone. He denies any alcohol, says that nothing hurts. Are we ok to refuse medical care to this patient? Yes
Med Control: Hey doc, this is EMS Agent Jimmy. I am going to pick up a guy from the pysch hospital and I have picked this guy up before and know that I need will need restraints, is it ok if I use restraints? Please do.
LOL this website is a hoot.
-Pharyngitis with abnormal vitals, who didn't meet criteria for fast-track. rule out abscess, strep, consider mono, blah-blah-blah- if they are really whiny and tachycardic, give liter of fluid, toradol, and discharge looking much better.
I had a dude dropped off by homeboy ambulance with a bullet shattered ulna. My ortho couldn't quite get his mind around the fact he was called for a gsw at 1am at our non-trauma community hospital. I repeated that part about 8 times. "Yes, a gunshot wound. No, EMS didn't bring him here, he just showed up. Yes, he got shot. Yes, his ulna is in many tiny pieces. And yes, you need to see him. Yes, now. Really, he got shot. Come see him."
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