Heard in my EMT-B class.

I'm a sympathetic vomiter...
 
Wow, vomit, let's see the coffee ground projectile, or the human cranberry sauce fountain? Both great to see, but a pain in the, to clean up.
 
Not many smells bother me. But one just makes me cringe. Egg Puke.

Had a woman w/ the flu puking hot-pocket egg & bacon pockets on the 62 mile trek to the hospital. The medic was a newbie, wasn't quiet sure what to do w/ his new phenergan. He was fumbling with his PDA, dropped my clip board; upset the FULL puke pan, and splattered it all over himself, and my bus. I nearly gave a sympathy puke. :huh:
 
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