Get Good Help in the ER

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Good Housekeeping, November 2005, ran an article about taking better care of yourself, protecting your health, home remedies and the like.

They suggested 4 ways to improve the care you receive in the ER.

They suggest you call your primary care physician or ANY Dr that is affilliated with the hospital your going to and have them call ahead.
---ok people do this all the time. it ties up the nurses on the phones, and rarely will it get them seen before any other ER patient that walks through the door. Then they stand at my window complaining they have to wait just like everyone else when they had a DR call ahead. UMMM...last I checked an Emergency Room didn't take Reservations.

They suggest you bring along your complete medical history, along with someone who can speak for you.
---good idea. But do they really need to know about your broken toe 4 years ago when your there today for a snotty nose?

They suggest you don't have do use the on call DR when referred to a specialist. They say to see your own DR and have him call a specialist.
---good idea. Save the on call DR for people without insurance since normally they will have to take anybody referred to them from the hospitals ER

And last, and my personal favorite....

They say, during Triage, that no matter when your symptoms actually began, you should never tell the Nurse it has been longer than 4 hours. This nurse is the person who decides how quickly your seen and if you say it has been longer than 4 hours, the nurse will think your problem is of lesser signifigance and not make you as much of a priority. BUT, you should always tell the DR when they acually began.
----LIE!!! to the triage nurse!!! She/He is apparantly to stupid to do an assessment and determine the level of severity based on other signs and symptoms, so you must LIE so you, with the chest area pain X 6 months can be seen before a person who is actually having Chest Pain. The nurse won't know the diff.

And not so long ago on Good Morning America, they had a similar segement in which they covered ways to get seen faster in an ER. They stated to Call 911 and get taken to the ER by ambulance, because those patients get seen first :rolleyes:
 
*blinks*your joking right??

So if I go to the Emergency room for say a *thinks*Dizzy spell or repsiratory distress..I have to bring my med records of all of my broken bones? (Mind you Ive broken everything but my pelvic and two femurs *knocks on wood*)

wtf does that have to do with the relevance of my chest hurting or the blacking out?? or a flu.....

call ahead?No lets not your stuck in the Emergency...wait I have an idea lets do what they do here in sc... I have a cold and a migraine so let me call 911 get an AMBULANCE to pick me up.... so Im rushed into a room....

Bad suggestions but because thats what people were told to do, count on them doing it...why?because most of society is a herd of sheep needing to be led, told what to buy and when to buy it...ect

Lie to the Triage nurse... let me think on this some parent needs to take their kid..Mother lies about her symptoms and the kid blurts out "Mama you always told me not to lie why are you lying to her?" then blurts out when it happened to the mom and how... heh
 
Celtictigeress said:
*blinks*your joking right??

...why?because most of society is a herd of sheep needing to be led, told what to buy and when to buy it...ect


They call them sheople! Fortunately most of them will forget what they just read as they reach for the remote.
 
honestly Im surprised they can read at all *grin* Sheople... heh
 
Along a similar line, I always tell my family members that if they're involved in an accident to say they don't remember what happened. Gets them in route to the hospital faster.















J/K
 
We had a rumor spread rampant that if you don't want to wait, call an ambulance, it will get you in faster. :rolleyes:

Talk about the BS calls..

Suddenly everyone in Triage has "Sudden onset of non-specific Chest Pain", that goes away upon the doctor entering the room..
 
These are terrible suggestions. There is no real way to extradite your admittance into the ER, short of actually having chest pains, collapsing in the waiting room, or any other life threatning emergency.

The funny thing is if they say they have CP, then when they get back, they automatically get an EKG performed on them, and therefore they will have excess charges that they really didnt need, Silly people.

I have also been in triage and had a couple people coming in and have already diagnosed themselves with appendesitis, but complain of pain in the wrong area, and say it doesnt hurt in the right area.
 
The only way I know of to expedite your ER time is to have a family member working there who can, make the staff aware a loved one is coming in, reserve a room ahead of time, meet them at triage and walk them directly through to the room. Otherwise triage is exactly this, hurry up and wait until your turn in the order of importance of injury or complaint.
 
Perhaps we should write to Good Housekeeping and inform them that this is NOT a good suggestion. Who knows our reply may get published and the editors will think twice before running an article like that.

-CP
 
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