Free Percocet! (Satire)

[dixie_flatline]

Local Emergency Medicine physicians have developed a ground breaking way to reduce the amount of patients they will see during a shift. The new policy mimics a common Halloween tradition: leave a bowl full of candy outside with a sign that says Take One -allowing one to get drunk and not be bothered by children.

http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/01/percocet/

 

[vcuemt]

I feel like you shouldn't have to let folks know this is satire...