EMT Survival Kit

[lightsandsirens5]

extra padded hat, for when you demonstrate how not to stand in a moving ambulance.

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

How come it shifts my HA HA HA into lowercase? Well, now it dosen't?

 

[JonTullos]

Guys, I don't think this is meant to be serious. I'm picking up the "it's just a joke thing" vibe. I think it's pretty funny. Kindda reminds me of some stuff I pulled at a former job.

 

[BossyCow]

I did something similar to this for a friend at a christmas party. It included a "HazMat Kit" consisting of a turkey baster, a pair of salad tongs and a pair of dishwashing type rubber gloves.

 

[zacdav89]

You could go to a military surplus store and get a replica hand grenade or rip-off-mart toy section, for those really bad days

 

[Hockey]

You could go to a military surplus store and get a replica hand grenade or rip-off-mart toy section, for those really bad days

Screw that, go with the real one for the REAL bad days

 

[Medic9]

Guys, I don't think this is meant to be serious. I'm picking up the "it's just a joke thing" vibe. I think it's pretty funny. Kindda reminds me of some stuff I pulled at a former job.

You are right, it is meant to be a joke. I don't remember saying that this would be in an ambulance. Haven't any of you ever gone to a banquet that has presented someone with a joke award? Humor in EMS can save our sanity and thats what this was meant to be.

 

[Scout]

if this is going to be used

staple a pair of gloves to a card that says use in case of emergency. You never know when a box will be empty

 

[Sasha]

You are right, it is meant to be a joke. I don't remember saying that this would be in an ambulance.

This lead people to belive it was going to be used. Me, anyway.

Well, I am the banquet committee chairman again so I am going to make a kit to keep in the squad to pass to the person having "one of those days".

 

[trevor1189]

The thing I liked was that the cigs originally set off alarms but the alcohol didn't lol. I would rather see someone smoke a cig in between calls than take a shot.

 

[piranah]

you mean you don't take a shot every once in awhile to "take the edge off"?......damn.....


....(JOKE).....so we're clear lolol

 

[Medic9]

This lead people to belive it was going to be used. Me, anyway.

The squad is the building, a rig, bus, truck or ambulance is the vehicle.

 

[Sapphyre]

The squad is the building, a rig, bus, truck or ambulance is the vehicle.

Hmmm, not here it's not. Here, a squad is a crew cab pick up with utility bed, which brings us our paramedics....

/me feels like being disagreeable

 

[Sasha]

Hmmm, not here it's not. Here, a squad is a crew cab pick up with utility bed, which brings us our paramedics....

/me feels like being disagreeable

Here, the Squad is the car that responds and brings supervisors or fire chiefs, depending on what you are. Stations are the buildings.

 

[Sapphyre]

Here, the Squad is the car that responds and brings supervisors or fire chiefs, depending on what you are.

Oh, that's just a pickup with a camper shell, and the lights and sirens and such