EMS Inventions

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If you could invent something what would it be and why?
 
If you could invent something what would it be and why?

I would make a reflective star of life with velco on it and sell it in the Galls catalog at a 10,000% mark up.

I don't know or care what the purpose of it would be, some EMS provider will find a use for it or feel the need of it so badly they will buy it.

The purpose is to make money.

Most EMS inventions are just junk that serves no purpose or adds complication where none existed before.

Better idea:

A govenor that limits the speed of an ambulance when the lights and siren are engaged.
 
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A little robot that will go and get the patient out of the hospital for me and bring me a full report.

For all those days where I am afraid if the nurse pisses me off I will get fired because I'm already frustrated and we still have ten hours left.

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Bluetooth ECG electrodes, this would solve 70% of "CCT spaghetti".

Whoever thought the coiled BP cuff hose was a good idea needs to be taken out and beaten with said hose...
 
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Bluetooth ECG electrodes, this would solve 70% of "CCT spaghetti".[/QUOTE]

Those exist, they are just wicked expensive.

Wouldn't mind seeing on a reusable BP cuff though.

Whoever thought the coiled BP cuff hose was a good idea needs to be taken out and beaten with said hose...

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Bluetooth ECG electrodes, this would solve 70% of "CCT spaghetti".

Whoever thought the coiled BP cuff hose was a good idea needs to be taken out and beaten with said hose...

Hey I liked the coiled BP hose.

Bluetooth electordes would be nice. No matter how neat I package my patient and equipment there is always spaghetti at destination.
 
Hey I liked the coiled BP hose.

Bluetooth electordes would be nice. No matter how neat I package my patient and equipment there is always spaghetti at destination.

Don't worry, no matter how paralyzed and sedated the patient, there is always spaghetti every 12 hours when the patient is turned over.
 
Don't worry, no matter how paralyzed and sedated the patient, there is always spaghetti every 12 hours when the patient is turned over.

you know if you tape the main part of the cord to the patient's leg it takes up the slack?
 
I just tucked the excess cords between the cot mattress and arm rail. It kept the the cord movement to a minimum leaving some slack on the patient end. Never had problems with cord movement. Still had spaghetti at the end though.


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A cheap, self-erecting reflective biodegradable red tetrahedron.

Throw a couple out the window as you close in on the accident scene, toss a few more out as you get to work, then drive off and leave them when it is all over.
 
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