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Dances with Patients
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The word of the day for yesterday was intoxication. We had "only a pint of whiskey," "a case of bud ice," and "random pills with paint huffing." Add to that a guy who stopped in the middle of the road when we were headed back to the county to let us know that our headlights were too bright for him.
Overwhelmingly, these people loved me. Mr Pint of Whiskey thought I had a nice smile, and that he could definitely take my husband in a man-to-man fight, thus winning my undying affections. Mr Case of Bud Ice just wanted to get away from his wife, but wanted me to be impressed that he was still walking and talking with a 0.289 BAC. He thought it was cute to say, "I loooooooove youuuuuuuuu, Daaaaanuh." Repeatedly. Ms Random Pills would have like me a lot, but she was unconscious.
Have you had any fun with victims of intoxicants lately?
Overwhelmingly, these people loved me. Mr Pint of Whiskey thought I had a nice smile, and that he could definitely take my husband in a man-to-man fight, thus winning my undying affections. Mr Case of Bud Ice just wanted to get away from his wife, but wanted me to be impressed that he was still walking and talking with a 0.289 BAC. He thought it was cute to say, "I loooooooove youuuuuuuuu, Daaaaanuh." Repeatedly. Ms Random Pills would have like me a lot, but she was unconscious.
Have you had any fun with victims of intoxicants lately?