Drunks love me. How 'bout you?

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The word of the day for yesterday was intoxication. We had "only a pint of whiskey," "a case of bud ice," and "random pills with paint huffing." Add to that a guy who stopped in the middle of the road when we were headed back to the county to let us know that our headlights were too bright for him.

Overwhelmingly, these people loved me. Mr Pint of Whiskey thought I had a nice smile, and that he could definitely take my husband in a man-to-man fight, thus winning my undying affections. Mr Case of Bud Ice just wanted to get away from his wife, but wanted me to be impressed that he was still walking and talking with a 0.289 BAC. He thought it was cute to say, "I loooooooove youuuuuuuuu, Daaaaanuh." Repeatedly. Ms Random Pills would have like me a lot, but she was unconscious.

Have you had any fun with victims of intoxicants lately?
 
I have been called sweetheart, security guard, princess, angel. Had one day where I coulda swore the whole city was drunk, ran twelve drunk removal calls in a row that day.
one drunk thought the preceptor was my boyfriend and was trying to convince me to dump the preceptor. The rest of the transport time was spent trying to keep a straight face and convincing him I was not interested in even cuddling on the cot.:wacko:
The whole station had fun with that call. I still have yet to live that down.:cool:
 
Ran an SI call last night. Lots of mixed pills taken. Got decked. So, no, they don't like me :p
 
Ran an SI call last night. Lots of mixed pills taken. Got decked. So, no, they don't like me :p

Ms Random Pills tried hard to get me, but I enlisted a firefighter, and we tied her down for the ride. It's amazing that she had no gag reflex, but enough wherewithal to fight and scream.
 
Ms Random Pills tried hard to get me, but I enlisted a firefighter, and we tied her down for the ride. It's amazing that she had no gag reflex, but enough wherewithal to fight and scream.

heh mine was nice and docile for part of the trip... but she didn't take it kindly when I tried to shove an NPA in her :p So I might have kinda deserved it :p
 
heh mine was nice and docile for part of the trip... but she didn't take it kindly when I tried to shove an NPA in her :p So I might have kinda deserved it :p

My lady didn't even spit out her OPA on her own.
 
Yep

Tuuurrnn on the siiireennss--- to be said in a slurred voice followed by

wait for it

ah It's to loud it's too loud. You guys are trying to make me go deaf.

Guess they aren't a fan of me either
 
well, im still a green emt in my service. We are a rural county service (6800 people) but my crew members advised me of alot of drunkards that they run, so im sure i will be in for a treat. Im a little overweight and have recieved the "my god boy are you going to eat me?" its usually the elderly that say that stuff, and it sincerely makes me laugh how blunt they are, i usually say "maybe if i get a little hungry!" it sounds like you guys have a pretty sweet attache of stories, and i cannot wait until im seasoned enough to share them as well! keep em coming!
 
I have been called sweetheart, security guard, princess, angel.

Same here, kinda gives you a clue as to how baked they were. Had one guy a couple of weeks ago who figured he could also take on some married woman's sober husband and got a lickin hung on him.

He was a serious jackass, we tried to put him on the spineboard and he ripped the straps off the head blocks, then he grabbed a littman and ripped the tubes off the ear pieces.

5mg of versed im and 5 minutes later, he was a nice boy.
 
It's amazing that she had no gag reflex, but enough wherewithal to fight and scream.

There's an interesting story in there somewhere.

Im a little overweight and have recieved the "my god boy are you going to eat me?" its usually the elderly that say that stuff, and it sincerely makes me laugh how blunt they are, i usually say "maybe if i get a little hungry!"

I just tell them that they're too old and stringy and I prefer my victims with some flavour.
 
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I haven't had any good ones recently, but a few years ago, we picked up this guy that was so drunk, along with not being able to stand, he was so slurred that no one on scene could understand a word he was saying...except me. After that, I was ribbed about being fluent in "budweiser." I didn't realize it was a foreign language, but apparently it is.
 
My favorite was doing my rides for my basic. ETOH at the college dorms. Asked her for her name, then DOB and SSN for billing and she just said, "What?? You don't want my number too? Your cute enough you don't even have to ask for it." Then gave it to me. Needless to say she never got a phonecall.

Ran into her on campus though and she remembered me. Must be that shining smile of mine :D

All the rest of them don't seem to like me, though.
 
Ha cant wait (insert eyeroll here) I live in the back woods and thats all the people around here seem to think there is to do. Get so drunk they cant hardly breath then call EMS.
 
I liked the drunks at Green Valley Lake...not.

Some were so happy-drunk they would have sunk for the bottom smiling all the way. Others just anted to fight. This is on two or three beers after a quick drive up from 1,000 ft to 7,000 ft above mean sea level.
 
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