I get a letter from the local ambulance every year requesting money...
They want me to pay 75.00 a year, and they won't charge >me< for a full ambulance Bill.
But they will charge my insurance company the full amount, and what ever they don't pay, I have to cover. Plus I have to pay the 3.50 per mile charge, a 400.00 charge if they have to rescue me, a 500.00 charge if they have to stand by while my house is on fire, and a 1,250.00 charge if they have to do CPR on me, or my wife.
I wonder what the hell would run up a 1250.00 bill for a volunteer ambulance to do CPR. They don't use drugs or intubate, and oxygen is a lease deal, it's not like they are making it with their own little oxygen farm. I can only see where it would cost 19 cents for an airway, and 15 bucks for a BVM; maybe 25 or 35 for a pair of AED Pads...
Besides, if I have to pay for all of that anyway, why send them 75 bucks.. The goddamn blood suckers.
I wrote this to the local newspaper, at first they didn't print it. Then when they did, it was like a firestorm. :lol: