* You Wake Up To Your Alarm And Shout " Will You Shut That Pager Off Already!"
* Your Idea Of A Massage Is Having Your S.o. Practice Secondary Survey On You.
* Your Idea Of Foreplay Is A Priapism Sweep Or A Check For Wetness
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1. Pain Sucks, Believe Me I Know, But It Won't Kill You.
2. If You've Lived A Certain With A Pain For 5 Days And Not Seen Your Doctor About It, Don't Get Mad When It Doesn't Impress Me At 3 Am.
3. Vomiting Is Not In Itself An Emergency, It Is, However, A Defense Mechanism Of The Body To...
thought I'd say "hey" and introduce myself... My real name is Becki, but my friends call me Becks I've been an EMT for about 15 years now. I work on a volunteer service in a very, and I do mean very small town in Central Wisconsin. I totally love doing what I do there is no better job in the...