Exorcism
It was about 0200 and we get called to an unknown.
Well we arrive and see a 20 something male sitting in the bushes. Well I walk up and ask what seems to be the problem, and the male looks up and starts to freaks out. The guy starts screaming that i'm evil and I must have the demon...
I've done this one to many newbies.
I take good old armorol and wipe down the bench seat, it makes it very slippery. I then drive really fast around corners. The poor newbies are always flying around in the back of the rig and they never can figure out why! It works every time:P