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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    my partner and i took a man to hospice, he was declineing fast, we put him on a nonrebreather at 15lpm, transported him, when we got there moved him to the bed and the medic gave an up date to the nurse. " pt started to decline put him on nonrebreather" gave her the stats and then say just as...
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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    me my partner and 2 other firefighters standing at front door, firefighter looks at my partner and say " its on fire" My partner " who the f### are you waiting for the firedepartment" as he shoulders the door Me " Call the big number on the side of all the trucks outside they know what to do"...
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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    CO alarm no one inside. we were getting packed up to go in, sheriff comes hammering into driveway code 3. ME" weres the fire" Cop" what do you need me to do" MY Partner" get back in you car and get doughnuts" Me had to walk away so not to laugh in face. Morral of the story slow...
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    3 Car MVA

    I am a firefighter/emt, I also work for a private Ems company. The day started out like any other few code 3 runs that werent anything, and then we get called code 3 to a nursing home, we made it about half way there and in the middle of the road there was a 3 car MVA I told my partner to stop...
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