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Happy Birthday My Friend..... Are you older than me now?

He often just lurks.... doesn't often have much to say..... but has been "around" as long as some of us "old timers" here at EMTLife... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUNO!!!! (AHAHAHA.... i LOOOOVEE the rainbow for him :P:P:P:P He's such a "Sensitive"...

ohhhh.... VentMedic.... Yes.... 1. When eating Oreo's do you pull'em apart and lick the creamy center or do you just eat them? 2. What is your favorite pizza? 3. If you were unable to work in the profession you work in now, or the healthcare field period, what would you do? 4...

You get the call at 0702 hrs, your shift was over at 0700 (latelate call on your way back from a late call) so your already experiencing a moderate case of the tourettes. Initially "Alpha" response for a sick call, pt c/o diarrhea. You enter his apt to find a 74 yo M pt, seated in his LR...

It really depends on the patient. Also, the number of jokes you make during the call. And the problem they are seeking tx for. And a million other issues. I am very rarely 110% serious with them. Maybe a lighthearted comment to test the waters. You really just have to be able to read...

You did good. Freakin' ER Trauma Centers..... See my TA thread.... Based on his initial BP <90 he would have met "technical" TA criteria for us. But the seizure, AMS, BVM, ect.... I'd have TA'd him. A seizure pt after a fall that is called the TA on is the reason the trauma surgeon I...

Im sure our protocols are "in a book" somewhere, but on protocols are contained on our Toughbooks. During orientation we are given a CD of them We are given a test at the beginning of orientation (before reviewing the protocols) which contains general knowledge type stuff, as well as...

We have a college here. Women on one side of campus. Men on the other. The only time the two shall meet on campus is for class and meal periods and then women on one side of the room and use a particular entrance/exit, men the other. They do not ride in the same elevators as one another...

While working an OT Shift, I was discussing a patient that I called a Trauma Alert on, and when arriving at the hospital the Trauma Surgeon proceded to attempt in the removal of a large piece of my rear end for calling it, to which I replied simply "He meets criteria, with only 1. I did not use...

chicken :P:P:P

Okay Matt, I have been here going on 4 years now and you have had the same picture up! If I can put my "window licker" (okay its a wall... but whatever) picture up for everyone, can you please get an UTD one for all of us to admire....

Seems to have been one of those weekends everywhere. We had what should have been a fairly routine MVC call last night. Car turned left trying to beat a Jeep. Unsuccessful. Moderate amount of damage to both. Should have been quick easypeasy neck/back pain refusals. Should've been..... Except...

Hey! I see your sneaking around here. Are you back home yet?

Happy Birthday to you..... you live in a shoe..... I'd finish this, but don't want to offend our resident primate :P Hope you have a great day.

I had a 33yo F pt, 39weeks pregnant, G2P1. She had been laying in bed with her youngest got out of bed, drank two glasses of water fairly quickly, and almost immediately after finishing the second glass fairly significant angioedema set in. No urticaria. Faint wheezing in all fields. The pt...

Okay... I googled a Spanish to English translator.... this is the best it gets.. POST #1 POST #2

It's not as simple as just getting some tax dollars. You have to put a proposal out. Try to educate the voters that you really really need that money and why. Counter act all the bad press because someone complains your crew is grabbing something to eat at some nast fast food place (Bk, McD...

I also have a Pink UltraScope Steth, my trauma shears are Pink, and my ink pens have a pink case. Nothing like color coordination!

Oh no... Its personal.

I buy my own. Started out because I wanted Pink gloves. Then after I lost so much weight I was like you, in between sizes. Small was to small, medium was to big. These are just right.... I get them from Top Quality Gloves.