NICE CHICK! I USUALLY HAVE A HERD OF DEER THAT SLEEP ON THE LAWN AT MY STATION, A HERD OF ELK WHO ARE IN MY DRIVE WAY EATING OUT OF MY HAYSTACK AT 3AM, AND A FLOCK OF TURKEYS THAT ARE IN MY WAY ON MY WAY TO THE STATION. OUR ROADS ARE PAVED, SOME OF THEM, WE ARE FAR FROM RURAL; WE ARE...