I have got one better, sliding out of the back of the ambulance. My new pants get caught on the grated bumper and almost rip clean off. This all happen right in front of an ER with lots of people. My partner fell over laughing and was not much help, even though it was very funny.
One of the ER...
I loved that I got pick scabs for a living for several years in a few ICU's.
My favorite was Trauma and Burn, I had a patient who had cut his finger off
and we were trying to reattach his finger using leech therapy. I was giving
morning report coming of of night shift as we walked by...