Recent content by Medic535

A 20ish female feeding green beans to the snake that was stuck in her hoochie. It goes downhill from there....trust me....

Random College students approaches crew while crew is posting and asks, "Why do they call ya'll paramedics?" My partner's reply, "It's because we're medics and there are two of us, therefore we're a par-of-medics." Student's reply, "Oh I didn't know that...."

Me: "So do you want to tell me exactly how did the snake get into your vagina and why are you trying to feed it green beans?" Patient: "There's a snake in my cooter and it's trying to eat my heart!!!!!!"

Check and see how old that cuff is, may be time for a new one. I've had a few over the years begin to give bad readings after heavy use.

50-100 cc irrigation syringe, and a small ET tube does work, Rip off the cap of the tube and jam the tube on the syringe and wala! Suction!

many employers don't like tats. Remember that.

I work at two services, one we run 1-3 calls on average in 24 hours (that's study time for school) the other is is 10-16 a shift. But that's the difference is a remotely rural service and a urban service. The difference is those 1-3 calls tend to be ALS and warranted and the 10-16 calls are 95%...

lets face it, when they're flatlined, just about anything is worth a shot. I've seen ER docs shock, pace or shock and pace. Why? Well lets face it, they'e not gonna get any worse.