captainbeatty
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Veterans know there are many things you don't learn in EMT school. Here's a few. Please add some more.
1. The more a patient weighs, the higher they live in an apartment building .
1-a) The more a patient weighs, the more likely it will be that the elevator is out.
2) If a dispatcher gives you directions and tells you you can't miss it, you will soon be totally lost.
3) When a nursing home calls in a run and tells you the patient is bad, and please get there quick, you will find said patient waiting at the front door with a suitcase. When they tell you take your time, there is no hurry to transport a patient, you will find said patient with agonal breathing, with a pulse rate of 45.
Let's hear some more.
1. The more a patient weighs, the higher they live in an apartment building .
1-a) The more a patient weighs, the more likely it will be that the elevator is out.
2) If a dispatcher gives you directions and tells you you can't miss it, you will soon be totally lost.
3) When a nursing home calls in a run and tells you the patient is bad, and please get there quick, you will find said patient waiting at the front door with a suitcase. When they tell you take your time, there is no hurry to transport a patient, you will find said patient with agonal breathing, with a pulse rate of 45.
Let's hear some more.