Police Race To Scene Of Car Alarm

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BROOKLYN, NY–Municipal law-enforcement officials leapt into action with swift and immediate dispatch Tuesday, when a car alarm went off in the parking lot of a Park Slope condominium complex, alerting citizenry and police alike that a Saab Turbo convertible was in peril.

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A police officer radios for backup at the site of the car-alarm sounding.
"As soon as the car alarm went off, I knew something had to be done–and fast," police officer Tony Muldoon, the first of 12 officers to arrive on the scene, told reporters. "In a scenario like this, your training takes over. You don't think about yourself or your loved ones, or the danger you may be facing by entering such a volatile situation. The only thought going through my head was: My God, a car is being threatened. I knew I couldn't allow something like that to happen. Justice had to be served."

The car alarm, which sounded at approximately 10:35 a.m., quickly caught the attention of concerned citizens, who called 911 to alert authorities. Police officials were already on the way, however, as the borough's special Car Alarm Alert Squad had been mobilized within seconds of the alarm's sounding.

"The moment the alarm went off, our emergency car-alarm crisis-response protocol system kicked into high gear," Brooklyn 23rd Precinct Special Response Unit captain Luis Ruiz said. "Our rapid-deployment intervention team was suited up and on the way within minutes, ready to take on whatever caused the disturbance with their lightning-quick intervention tactics. When a car alarm sounds, there's no room for error."


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Ummm... funny, yes. News???? I'm not sure the onion is in that catagory.

Jon
 
The Onion is quite amusing. :rolleyes: Of course they should know there are no "municipal law enforcement officials" in Brooklyn, only the good old finest of the NYPD. :)
 
Originally posted by rescuecpt@Oct 26 2005, 01:45 PM
The Onion is quite amusing. :rolleyes: Of course they should know there are no "municipal law enforcement officials" in Brooklyn, only the good old finest of the NYPD. :)
Nevwer said it wasn't funny.... I was ROFLMFAO..... I just questioned its placement under "News" :rolleyes:
 
It's fake news...


You're just supposed to laugh, it's obviously fake...
 
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