Good thing he is Fat, or he could be dead!

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This is really a sad staement.....

A local 9 year old boy was "accidentally" shot by his neighbor over the weekend. He was not seriously injured. His grandmother says Thank goodness he has all this extra weight on him. The bullet went in and exited without hitting anything vital. If he wouldn't have been so large, it might have it something like an organ and killed him.


Ok..sarcasm on....

Now that is what I am talking about!! I will stop working to drop these extra pounds now! If I get shot, I sure would want anything I can to stop the bullet from hitting anything important. Let it take out the fat. Now I regret loosing that 100 pounds. I sure hope I am not to thin now to stop a bullet!!!

Jon, and everyone else that uses body armor, you dont need it! Just start eating. If your not large yet, eat up! Burgers, Bread, Candy, Ice Cream, MRE's...anything....If you are large, well you might want to put on a few pounds, just in case your not fat enough.

Ok...sarcasm off...

Really i am glad he is not seriously hurt. But the sad thing is now, with his family thanking the dear lord he is fat as that is (in their opinion) what saved him - forget the awesome medical care, that we the tax payors will pay for - I wonder if he will ever try to shape up.

From what I have been told, he was pushing 175 - at 9 years old. :(
 
His grandmother says Thank goodness he has all this extra weight on him. The bullet went in and exited without hitting anything vital. If he wouldn't have been so large, it might have it something like an organ and killed him.



OR... it might have missed him altogether!!?? B)
 
Originally posted by EMTPrincess@Feb 8 2005, 08:10 AM
Jon, and everyone else that uses body armor, you dont need it! Just start eating. If your not large yet, eat up! Burgers, Bread, Candy, Ice Cream, MRE's...anything....If you are large, well you might want to put on a few pounds, just in case your not fat enough.

Hey - I do that anyway - the armor is just a little extra safety ;)



Jon
 
Hmm..I dont know. You might want to eat a few more Twinkies, just to be sure. I'd hate for you to get shot and die because you were to thin. :D
 
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