(Funny) Thanksgiving Stories?

[sirengirl]

Hi ya'll, I need some help. I got the idea that I want to make some thank-you cards for my 4 instructors now that I've finished my program, and I figured there is no better time to do so than Thanksgiving. I wanted to make the cards with some funny Thanksgiving stories that are EMS/Emergency related (I.e. picture of a guy and a turkey on a grill mixing up the gas can with the charcoal fluid and a caption of, "And that was the last time they grilled their turkey" or something) so that I can kind of relate them to the EMS world. I haven't worked a Thanksgiving yet (but I am this year) and need some stories for this!!

Thanks to anyone that can help!! I wanna try to make these by the end of next week or so...