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Hi All, I ws wondering if anyone wanted to share any truly funny experiences on calls. One of my best comes from an EDP (don't they all come from EDP's?). We picked up an EDp who was standing on a street corner yelling at traffic. We get him in the back of the bus, and as i can remember, the conversation goes something like this.
Me: So whats your name sir?
E: Jesus
M: You mean like HEY-Zeus?
E: No Jesus
M: OK, whats your last name
E: Christ, middle intial H.
M: (Trying hard not to bust out laughing) OK, well what do you do for a living
E: I am between jobs at the moment, but I am usually busy being the Savior of mankind.
M: OK, well do you have any medical history I should know about?
E: Nothing I havent taken care of my self, I can do that you know.
M: (innocently) Do what sir?
E: Cure illness, miracles, that sort of thing.
M: Ok, well we are going to go to the hospital and get you checked out anyway.
E: Ok, there are probably lots of sick people there who need my help.
At this point I totally crack up, laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes, and this guy is dead serious, never even cracks a smile. I sure hope he was just dillusional, because if he was the real deal, I might have some 'splainin' to do.
Just thought I would share...would love to hear your stories also,
Me: So whats your name sir?
E: Jesus
M: You mean like HEY-Zeus?
E: No Jesus
M: OK, whats your last name
E: Christ, middle intial H.
M: (Trying hard not to bust out laughing) OK, well what do you do for a living
E: I am between jobs at the moment, but I am usually busy being the Savior of mankind.
M: OK, well do you have any medical history I should know about?
E: Nothing I havent taken care of my self, I can do that you know.
M: (innocently) Do what sir?
E: Cure illness, miracles, that sort of thing.
M: Ok, well we are going to go to the hospital and get you checked out anyway.
E: Ok, there are probably lots of sick people there who need my help.
At this point I totally crack up, laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes, and this guy is dead serious, never even cracks a smile. I sure hope he was just dillusional, because if he was the real deal, I might have some 'splainin' to do.
Just thought I would share...would love to hear your stories also,