Recent content by Traumawaffles

I work full time at my local Home Depot on the MET team. Not bad, set hours and weekends off.

So I just passed my ELPAT for the state of Massachusetts. I'm pretty surprised I passed. Damn.

It happens. Granted I've had people from other areas in my job like fire and PD that I have to interact while on scene, try to get into my pants. No. Just no. That **** is not my thing and I rather not dip my pen in company ink. Or even with nearby departments.

Yay, working till 6am. Must prepare the snacks and music. Cause I sure as hell never sleep.

Working 10pm till 6am... Oh joy.

Ooo ooo... White zombie.

'Murica.

Ugh I could too!

Not today, Satan. NOT TODAY

Mmm... Girl Scout cookies... why you do dis.

It's painful watching my phone die when I once forgot my charger. I actually had to do something worth while.

Slumber parties must rock.

Luckily, blue waffles not only disgust me, they make me go, "Oh, well that's nice." Just call me Frenchy

Let's see... Distortion Sleep, by Soilwork