the 100% directionless thread

[ViolynEMT]

Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Just sayin. Yum. Love this time of year.

 

[mct601]

And for a quick second, I am back

 

[mct601]

I also love how it says I am a new member. Dafuq lol

 

[TransportJockey]

I also love how it says I am a new member. Dafuq lol

That would be the new forum software lol

 

[mct601]

damn computers. First can't get a 12lead analysis right, now forum software can't read a join date

 

[DesertMedic66]

damn computers. First can't get a 12lead analysis right, now forum software can't read a join date

I think (not sure) that the software goes off of the post count a user has instead of their join date.

 

[mct601]

Probably. In that case, I have few compared to others.

 

[Anjel]

Probably. In that case, I have few compared to others.

Welcome to the Forum! [emoji12]

 

[Carlos Danger]

Ortho.

From Gomerblog:

Bones. I like bones. I like big bones. I like small bones. I like bones. I like long bones. I like short bones. I like old bones. I like young bones. I like misshapen bones. I really like broken bones. I like bones sticking out of skin. I like bones about to stick out of the skin. I like all sorts of bones. I like them. I like bones.

Sometimes bones are broken. I like to fix bones. Sometimes I break bones to fix bones. Sometimes I put screws in bones. Sometimes I put plates on bones. Sometimes I put wire around bones. Bones. I like to take broken bones and make them straight. Unless it is not a straight bone. Then I do not like to make it a straight bone.

The lungs confuse me. The heart confuses me. Kidneys confuse me. The pancreas confuses me. Bones do not confuse me. Unless it is the skull. That confuses me. Teeth confuse me. They are bones. I do not like them as much. Ancef is good. I like when anesthesia gives it. Sometimes gentamycin is good too. Not as good as bones. I like bones.

If you consult me about a deep cut, I will ask if there are broken bones. If you consult me about a crush injury, I will ask if there are broken bones. If you consult me about an infection, I will ask if there are broken bones. If you did not get xrays, I will get them to look at the bones.

I like muscles too. Sometimes I cut muscles to get to bones. I do not like nerves. They are not bones. They get in the way of bones.

After I finished with my medical school, I was deeply intrigued by the pathophysiology of complex disease processes and the underlying pharmacokinetic changes of our current treatment strategies, but now, I like Bones

I like Bones

 

[EMDispatch]

You know you work in a rural agency when: You can sit in the dispatcher center and listen to the sporadic bursts of gunfire from the goose hunters in the field next door.

 

[9D4]

Well. At least we know where the ortho height came from for the gomer beds. People that like bones.

 

[Chewy20]

You know you work in a rural agency when: You can sit in the dispatcher center and listen to the sporadic bursts of gunfire from the goose hunters in the field next door.

Theres rural parts of little Maryland?

 

[Tigger]

Welp was finally given the "privilege" of transporting a drunk out of my freshman year dorm...I feel old.

 

[EMDispatch]

Theres rural parts of little Maryland?

We aren't just the DC metroplex... We're also pretty sure one of the geese landed on the roof

 

[Chewy20]

Well go get that sucker and eat it. @EMDispatch

 

[EMDispatch]

Well go get that sucker and eat it. @EMDispatch

If only we had a kitchen...

 

[Angel]

Geese taste good?

 

[EMDispatch]

Geese taste good?

Better than most things I can prepare in our microwave...
I'd also be fine with getting it stuffed and having a new mascot.

 

[mct601]

We have had tannerite explosions as of lately. I guess the rednecks are getting excited over tax refunds.

 

[teedubbyaw]

Why did mycrofft rage quit the forum?