New Toy

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+May 11 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ May 11 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Phridae@May 11 2005, 03:30 AM


The food did always get cooked though.

Anything will cook if you leave it in the oven for three hours.


I wonder if I duct taped a mini cake pan to the light on my desk if it would cook?



My wife would 302 me at that point. Sell my golf clubs, my whacker crap collection, and move far, far away. [/b][/quote]
tell her I'll take all the gear off her hands, and I'll even pick it up....


I only have $200 in my checking acount right now, though.....


Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

I actually just replaced all my whacker bags with "The Miller System", formerly "Unimed". So this would be the perfect time to invest. I call it "The Whacker System". I live so far away from everything, it's nice to have a portable ambulance b/c the wait for a real one is just too long!

I have another idea... Elmo oxygen masks. Just like those oxygen bears that smell like bubble gum, pipe some oxygen into elmos ***, and make it come out his nose. Perfect for kids!

 

[ffemt8978]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 03:56 PM
I have another idea... Elmo oxygen masks. Just like those oxygen bears that smell like bubble gum, pipe some oxygen into elmos ***, and make it come out his nose. Perfect for kids!

ROFLMAO! :lol:

The sight of a tube sticking out of Elmo's *** is probably enough to scare any child into not watching Sesame Street.

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 05:56 PM
I actually just replaced all my whacker bags with "The Miller System", formerly "Unimed". So this would be the perfect time to invest. I call it "The Whacker System". I live so far away from everything, it's nice to have a portable ambulance b/c the wait for a real one is just too long!

I have another idea... Elmo oxygen masks. Just like those oxygen bears that smell like bubble gum, pipe some oxygen into elmos ***, and make it come out his nose. Perfect for kids!

you've seen TTLWHKR's signature....

Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+May 12 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ May 12 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 05:56 PM
I actually just replaced all my whacker bags with "The Miller System", formerly "Unimed". So this would be the perfect time to invest. I call it "The Whacker System". I live so far away from everything, it's nice to have a portable ambulance b/c the wait for a real one is just too long!

I have another idea... Elmo oxygen masks. Just like those oxygen bears that smell like bubble gum, pipe some oxygen into elmos ***, and make it come out his nose. Perfect for kids!

you've seen TTLWHKR's signature....

Jon [/b][/quote]
No, That was broken glass up your a$$.

 

[ECC]

Originally posted by Phridae@May 11 2005, 12:07 AM
Mm-hm. Brownies have too much chocolate.

Peanut Butter cookies please

No such animal as too much chocolate!

 

[TTLWHKR]

The new toy will be made my TWiT...

That's Total Whacker Technologies.

 

[TTLWHKR]

 

[TTLWHKR]

New, New Toy.

Funeral Director Elmo

Elmo can embalm his friends. Includes coffin, you can color it with crayons.


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