New Toy

[TTLWHKR]

I made this while I was bored today... I think it would be a hit.. or a shock.. depends how ya look at it!

 

[MedicPrincess]

Ok, THIS is cool...I'll take 2.

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by EMTPrincess@May 7 2005, 08:54 PM
Ok, THIS is cool...I'll take 2.

Sure.. That will be $24,019.98

That's two manual defibrillators at $12,000.00; and two elmos' at $9.99.

 

[MedicPrincess]

Can I have a payment plan please?

 

[TTLWHKR]

Sure!

Take money.

Put in my hand.

Sounds good 2 me

 

[Jon]

First time I ever saw a tickle-me-elmo, I started doing the 5:1 for an infant.... and I suprised the friend whos' toy it was, and had my dad, a former ARC CPR instructor ROFLAO.

Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@May 7 2005, 09:09 PM
First time I ever saw a tickle-me-elmo, I started doing the 5:1 for an infant.... and I suprised the friend whos' toy it was, and had my dad, a former ARC CPR instructor ROFLAO.

Jon

Thought it was having a seizure?

 

[CodeSurfer]

WARNING: Not for children without defibrillator training. Do not attatch AED to Elmo if he has a pulse or traumatic cardiac arrest.

 

[TTLWHKR]

Elmo comes with manual defibrillator only... for effect.

The toy can also be used in place of the easy bake oven!

 

[Jon]

Charge to 200!
CLEAR!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.. that tickles
Charge to 300!
CLEAR!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.. that tickles
Charge to 360!
CLEAR!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.. that tickles



DING!The brownies are done

 

[Chimpie]

You're killin me.

 

[Phridae]

but I wanted cookies, not brownies.

 

[Jon]

picky, picky

 

[Phridae]

Mm-hm. Brownies have too much chocolate.

Peanut Butter cookies please

 

[TTLWHKR]

My sister had an easy bake oven.. and one of those ice cream makers.

The easy bake stuff never fully baked, since all it had was a 40W light bulb, and the ice cream never became a solid mass. It was always more like pudding. Which brings me to her McDonalds milkshake machine... You were supposed to use pudding mix with it, never became solid either-it always turned gummy.

I figure if I made elmo set at 360J, we can turn his (or her-who knows what elmo is-except that it talks in the third-um- person? monster? thing?) anyhoo... Turn its head, and the inside opens to a small oven. Simply defibrillate elmo five times, for quick and delicious baked goods!

 

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 11 2005, 02:00 AM
The easy bake stuff never fully baked, since all it had was a 40W light bulb

Yeah, but dont try putting any higher watt light bulbs... unless you like melted plastic for frosting on your cake.

 

[Phridae]

I had both of those when I was younger.

The ice-cream never becamse ice-cream, like you said.

and I melted the inside of the oven. On more than one occasion.

The food did always get cooked though.

 

[rescuejew]

Jon I swear that I really needed a laugh this morning and thanks man, for letting me start my day laughing out loud. This thread is hilarious....!!! :lol:

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by Phridae@May 11 2005, 03:30 AM


The food did always get cooked though.

Anything will cook if you leave it in the oven for three hours.


I wonder if I duct taped a mini cake pan to the light on my desk if it would cook?



My wife would 302 me at that point. Sell my golf clubs, my whacker crap collection, and move far, far away.

 

[Wingnut]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*dies laughing*


I don't know how I missed this post!


And I never had any of those growing up. I remember I wanted an easy bake oven and a light brite set SO bad and I got a my little pony wallet instead. My mom was mean. No wonder she drives me crazy as an adult.