Elmo

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by traumagirl1029@May 13 2005, 07:43 PM
I'd just like to say that i think the new Elmo line of products would really help todays kids understand just what life is all about! Instead of teaching First Aid/CPR classes with manicuns *err however its spelled* we can just introduce the kids to Elmo....hah idk why but this whole idea just makes me laugh real hard..and i've passed it on to some people around our company..HUGE hit!





(sorry for the random post..a little out of it today..looong week)

Educational isn't fun... :blink:


The Elmo people were outraged at my ideas. They really put me down. *******s

 

[emtbuff]

ffemt8978 Posted on May 12 2005, 10:08 PM
QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ May 12 2005, 05:38 PM)
I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!


Four minutes?!?!

That has to be like a world record or something.

4 min. I would have to say that is a record.
I have to say that this post made my night. And yes it is perfectly normal. for us.

 

[usafmedic45]

Originally posted by ffemt8978+May 12 2005, 10:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ffemt8978 @ May 12 2005, 10:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 05:38 PM
I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

Four minutes?!?!

That has to be like a world record or something. [/b][/quote]
No...I think Shorthairedpunk has been banned from at least one site quicker than that. :lol: :lol:

 

[usafmedic45]

Another addition to the "Resuscitate Me Elmo" Series:

Esophageal Varices Elmo- After drinking too much hooch brewed in the stellar conditions that is the inside of Oscar the Grouch's trash can, sweet Elmo is now a full blown alcoholic and when you tickle him, watch out! Instead of the lovable laugh we all have come to cherish, he now spew bright red blood out! Fun for all ages. Comes complete with two large bore Jelco IV catheters, transfusion sets and Fisher Price Type O Neg "blood bags" and an Elmo-sized Sengsten-Blakemore tube. A perfect Christmas present for that budding gastroenterologist!

 

[ffemt8978]

Originally posted by usafmedic45+May 13 2005, 08:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (usafmedic45 @ May 13 2005, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by ffemt8978@May 12 2005, 10:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR

@May 12 2005, 05:38 PM
I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

Four minutes?!?!

That has to be like a world record or something.

No...I think Shorthairedpunk has been banned from at least one site quicker than that. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Which one? He's not banned from here.

 

[Phridae]

This is just all too funny.

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by ffemt8978+May 14 2005, 12:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ffemt8978 @ May 14 2005, 12:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by usafmedic45@May 13 2005, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by ffemt8978@May 12 2005, 10:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR

@May 12 2005, 05:38 PM
I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

Four minutes?!?!

That has to be like a world record or something.

No...I think Shorthairedpunk has been banned from at least one site quicker than that. :lol: :lol:

Which one? He's not banned from here. [/b][/quote]
I belive he is saying that shorthairedpunk is capable of being incendiary enough to be tossed out of a "less tolerant" site....


Jon

 

[usafmedic45]

Bingo. :lol: :lol: Give that man a cigar. B)

 

[CodeSurfer]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+May 13 2005, 08:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ May 13 2005, 08:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-traumagirl1029@May 13 2005, 07:43 PM
I'd just like to say that i think the new Elmo line of products would really help todays kids understand just what life is all about! Instead of teaching First Aid/CPR classes with manicuns *err however its spelled* we can just introduce the kids to Elmo....hah idk why but this whole idea just makes me laugh real hard..and i've passed it on to some people around our company..HUGE hit!





(sorry for the random post..a little out of it today..looong week)

Educational isn't fun... :blink:


The Elmo people were outraged at my ideas. They really put me down. *******s [/b][/quote]
Dont let them get you down... when your new line of Elmo products makes you a billionare they'll be waiting in 3 mile lines to buy them all up.

I did this with all of my toys when I was younger... I remember when my mom bought me an anatomically correct baby boy doll for christmas. His name was thomas and he got a catheter, numerous IV's (with real needles I stole from g-ma's sewing kit), a chest tube, TP casts and splints. My mom took him away after I gave him a stoma and colostomy, she said the visual was a little much for other kids.

It was a sign of things to come when that same year I got a college level anatomy book and looked at every single page of it before I opened another present. All at the tender age of three.

 

[TTLWHKR]

The Elmo people, that actually make him, suggested that I stop emailing them with Elmo medical suggestions.

Elmo is a registered trademark.. and I can't reproduce him with out the threat of being sued.



No dice on the Trauma Elmo!

 

[Chimpie]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 15 2005, 05:56 AM
The Elmo people, that actually make him, suggested that I stop emailing them with Elmo medical suggestions.

Elmo is a registered trademark.. and I can't reproduce him with out the threat of being sued.



No dice on the Trauma Elmo!

And just wait, next Christmas they'll be on the shelf. Don't worry though, we all have your back. We'll make sure you get what you deserve.

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by Chimpie@May 15 2005, 10:24 AM
We'll make sure you get what you deserve.

I'm sure you will.. Life in front of a firing squad!

 

[Phridae]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+May 15 2005, 06:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ May 15 2005, 06:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Chimpie@May 15 2005, 10:24 AM
We'll make sure you get what you deserve.

I'm sure you will.. Life in front of a firing squad! [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

 

[Phridae]

Wow. I have 205 posts. I dont remember having that many.

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by Phridae+May 15 2005, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phridae @ May 15 2005, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 15 2005, 06:38 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Chimpie

@May 15 2005, 10:24 AM
We'll make sure you get what you deserve.

I'm sure you will.. Life in front of a firing squad!

:lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by Phridae@May 15 2005, 11:27 PM
Wow. I have 205 posts. I dont remember having that many.

That is because before you mad that post, you only had 204 posts... you can't remember what you didn't have....

:lol:


Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

Nobody has voted for a female elmo..

Maybe Elmo needs a sex change?

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 16 2005, 01:20 PM
Nobody has voted for a female elmo..

Maybe Elmo needs a sex change?

sex change elmo - make the snip....

 

[Phridae]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+May 16 2005, 11:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ May 16 2005, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Phridae@May 15 2005, 11:27 PM
Wow. I have 205 posts. I dont remember having that many.

That is because before you mad that post, you only had 204 posts... you can't remember what you didn't have....

:lol:


Jon [/b][/quote]
One day I will think of something whitty and funny to say back to you. <_<

Just not today.

 

[Jon]

My father always told me it was bad to get into a battle of wits with a half-armed oppnonent.


:lol: Jon