Elmo

[TTLWHKR]

Elmo always says "Elmo does this, Elmo does that".. Nobody ever says if Elmo is a he or a she... And I need to know.

So I can keep posting and get 500.

 

[MedicPrincess]

ELMO IS LIKE PAT!!! NOBODY WILL EVER REALLY KNOW

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by EMTPrincess@May 12 2005, 06:26 PM
ELMO IS LIKE PAT!!! NOBODY WILL EVER REALLY KNOW

It's time for androgeny, that's Elmo!"

 

[TTLWHKR]

http://www.elmosplayground.com/phpBB2/view...?t=243%26sid=23


I registered to the Elmo Lover board to see if we can get an answer from the 40 y/o freaks that made an elmo loving website.

 

[SafetyPro2]

As someone who "gets" (read "has to or the baby cries") watch Sesame Street every morning, I believe this will be one of the great unanswered questions of the ages.

 

[TTLWHKR]

OMG! The ELMO people banned me and deleted my post. Those Bas**rds!

They didn't think Defibrillate Me Elmo was such a good idea!

 

[MedicPrincess]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 07:05 PM
OMG! The ELMO people banned me and deleted my post. Those Bas**rds!

They didn't think Defibrillate Me Elmo was such a good idea!

LMAO....the people here at work are looking at me like I am the FREAK!!!

All the nurses here and the DR LOVE Defib Elmo...

When will you make it available to the general public??

 

[TTLWHKR]

Here's why I was banned:


I have lots of time to sit around and think. So myself and a couple of guys invented a new Elmo Toy!

Defibrillate Me Elmo and E-Z Bake Elmo

They are one in the same.

You take a hollow elmo body, outfit him with tickle me parts so he shakes and laughs, and add flame retardant fur.

You simply unscrew Elmo's head, and place an E-Z bake pan in Elmo's Torso. Defibrillate him at 360 Joules for 15 seconds and you have delicious chocolate chip cookies.

This would be great for children whose parents work on ambulances, or themselves who would like to be doctors, nurses or paramedics.

We also thought that maybe we could develope more medical and trauma ailing elmo's.

Traumatic Brain Injury Elmo

Elmo convulses, and leaks fluids from his nose and ears, and his eyes roll back in his head when dropped on a hard surface.

Sucking Chest Wound Elmo

Children shave Elmo's hairy chest and apply an occlusive dressing to the immaginary sucking chest wound. Elmo's lungs fill with blood, as they work.

Tension Pneumothoarx Elmo

Children use a hypodermic needles to let the air out of Elmo's Chest.

Trach Elmo

Children make like mac, and use the Child-Friendly Sesame St. pocket knife and included bic pen to perform an emergency tracheotomy on Elmo!

 

[Chimpie]

Nah, that's not bannable matterial. You should protest.

 

[TTLWHKR]

Well, I also asked if he was Male or Female.

They said Male.

I asked how they know?

He isn't anatomically correct.


LMFAO... Can you imagine?

:blink:

I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

 

[Wingnut]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 07:05 PM
OMG! The ELMO people banned me and deleted my post. Those Bas**rds!

They didn't think Defibrillate Me Elmo was such a good idea!

:huh:




:lol:




Scary!!!

 

[ffemt8978]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 05:38 PM
I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

Four minutes?!?!

That has to be like a world record or something.

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 07:38 PM
Well, I also asked if he was Male or Female.

They said Male.

I asked how they know?

He isn't anatomically correct.


LMFAO... Can you imagine?

:blink:

I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

ROFLMAO....

Too true... Palpate them deformaties.... :lol:


Jon

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 07:28 PM
Here's why I was banned:


I have lots of time to sit around and think. So myself and a couple of guys invented a new Elmo Toy!

Defibrillate Me Elmo and E-Z Bake Elmo

They are one in the same.

You take a hollow elmo body, outfit him with tickle me parts so he shakes and laughs, and add flame retardant fur.

You simply unscrew Elmo's head, and place an E-Z bake pan in Elmo's Torso. Defibrillate him at 360 Joules for 15 seconds and you have delicious chocolate chip cookies.

This would be great for children whose parents work on ambulances, or themselves who would like to be doctors, nurses or paramedics.

We also thought that maybe we could develope more medical and trauma ailing elmo's.

Traumatic Brain Injury Elmo

Elmo convulses, and leaks fluids from his nose and ears, and his eyes roll back in his head when dropped on a hard surface.

Sucking Chest Wound Elmo

Children shave Elmo's hairy chest and apply an occlusive dressing to the immaginary sucking chest wound. Elmo's lungs fill with blood, as they work.

Tension Pneumothoarx Elmo

Children use a hypodermic needles to let the air out of Elmo's Chest.

Trach Elmo

Children make like mac, and use the Child-Friendly Sesame St. pocket knife and included bic pen to perform an emergency tracheotomy on Elmo!

nothing wrong with that... totally normal...

(For us, at least..)

Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+May 12 2005, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ May 12 2005, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@May 12 2005, 07:38 PM
Well, I also asked if he was Male or Female.

They said Male.

I asked how they know?

He isn't anatomically correct.


LMFAO... Can you imagine?

:blink:

I think that's why they banned me, and in record time too! Four minutes!

ROFLMAO....

Too true... Palpate them deformaties.... :lol:


Jon [/b][/quote]
I don't know why, but that made me laugh really hard.


I think I hurt myself..

 

[Jon]

I've got Elmo's song stuck in my head now....thanks alot!!!


Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

I didn't know Elmo had a song... :huh:

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@May 13 2005, 12:33 PM
I didn't know Elmo had a song... :huh:

"this is a song...la la la la....Elmo's song......"


and it's back in my head just reading this post.....


Jon

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+May 13 2005, 12:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ May 13 2005, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@May 13 2005, 12:33 PM
I didn't know Elmo had a song... :huh:

"this is a song...la la la la....Elmo's song......"


and it's back in my head just reading this post.....


Jon [/b][/quote]
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[traumagirl1029]

I'd just like to say that i think the new Elmo line of products would really help todays kids understand just what life is all about! Instead of teaching First Aid/CPR classes with manicuns *err however its spelled* we can just introduce the kids to Elmo....hah idk why but this whole idea just makes me laugh real hard..and i've passed it on to some people around our company..HUGE hit!





(sorry for the random post..a little out of it today..looong week)