Bad or Irritating EMS Memes



Hypocrisy: Complaining about being called a title you don't like, while referring to something else by the title they don't like.


/Admittedly, I'm not normally uppidity over calling the emergency department a "room," but the same can be said about being called an "ambulance driver."
 
This is your normal casual attire.

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I want a shirt with something like "ems, picking grandma up off the floor, then going to McDonald's." Slightly more accurate depiction my my normal day







I kid, of course (kind of)
 
I want a shirt with something like "ems, picking grandma up off the floor, then going to McDonald's." Slightly more accurate depiction my my normal day







I kid, of course (kind of)

LMAO! They should put that on the side of all ambulances.
 
I'm a pen snob. I only use g2 fine point gel pens.

Quoted for f-ing truth. Pilot G2s or nothing.



Also, anything that asks for pity/sympathy such as "so how was your day?" etc. really bugs me. You applied for this job, quit if it isn't what you wanted. I know guys in Afghanistan who would love to be taking Granny to the hospital right now.
 
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No way man, This my normal everyday casual wear.


Hat
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SunGlasses
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Shirt
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Connected to Belt,, inside and out:
Above all esle, gotta bring the leathermen raptor EVERYWHERE
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wallet:
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On Keys:
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Pants:
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Boots:
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Also Gotta always be ready in my POV
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Also, anything that asks for pity/sympathy such as "so how was your day?" etc. really bugs me. You applied for this job, quit if it isn't what you wanted.

Anything that's: pity/sympathy, "Look at me I'm a Hero", memes with nothing but shock value, we're better than them (FFs vs EMS, etc), and my number one choice " Trained to Save Your ***, Not Kiss it". That is the most disrespectful and highly unprofessional thing. It just appalls me how many people actually have that slogan on something.
 
Here's a couple more that I just spotted on my Facebook wall.

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I'm a pen snob. I only use g2 fine point gel pens.


Fisher space pens, yo... http://www.spacepen.com/bullet.aspx

I carry the titanium bullet..
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They write on soaking wet paper, they write when they've been left in a car overnight and it's below zero. They write upside down, and they NEVER SMEAR. You do have to order ink capsules directly from fisher, but I've had this one since 2005, and I still haven't run out of ink.
 
what really grinds my gears, are that providers(especially volunteers) buy crap like this and wear it on t shirts, put stickers on there cars, ect... Then people loop us into this idiotic group of "whackers on roids".

What if my stickers are from emtlife and my key chains are also from EMT life? Does that make me less or more of a wacker?
 
What if my stickers are from emtlife and my key chains are also from EMT life? Does that make me less or more of a wacker?

It's a special sub-set of whacker. "I live for EMS so much, I visit EMS forums in my off time, AND I put stickers on my car to advertise it!"

Maybe the "save your ***, not kiss it" shirt isn't so bad?

:)

(I kid.)
 
what really grinds my gears, are that providers(especially volunteers) buy crap like this and wear it on t shirts, put stickers on there cars, ect... Then people loop us into this idiotic group of "whackers on roids".

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What if my stickers are from emtlife and my key chains are also from EMT life? Does that make me less or more of a wacker?

Then your funding the forum which I use, so I don't care if you tattoo a star of life on your forehead :blink: its all good.
 
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