the 100% directionless thread

[STXmedic]

Wooo!! Go Anjel!! Congrats!!

 

[chaz90]

Congratulations Anjel!

I'm doing a standby at a concert tonight. Seeing a bunch of drunk people older than my parents acting like teenagers on spring break is ever so slightly disconcerting...

 

[JPINFV]

So I got mad at someone for referring to ambulance drivers today...of course that's because they were conflating "ambulance drivers" with "fire fighters" and ambulance driving is a little more involved than "wet stuff on red stuff," but still, it's the principle that counts.

 

[Anjel]

I love you guys! Thanks everyone!

 

[JPINFV]

Attention everyone!!

Hell :censored::censored::censored::censored:ing yeah!

Congrats! May medical control always grant your wishes.

 

[Aprz]

Congrats! May medical control always grant your wishes.

Can I give dopamine wide open please?

 

[DesertMedic66]

Can I give dopamine wide open please?

Get your medic, then you may

 

[dmc2007]

Anjel, congrats.

Started medic school on Tuesday. Hard to believe its actually happening-here's to hoping my drinking from the firehose ability is up to the task.

 

[9D4]

I start mine in two weeks. Have a test the first day on the drug box. Oh, so very much fun... :sad:

 

[NomadicMedic]

Can I give dopamine wide open please?

I believe the actual order is, "run it wide open until their toes curl up, then titrate for 90 systolic"

 

[TransportJockey]

Been an eventful shift already. Only thirty six more hours to go

 

[DesertMedic66]

Scrolling down my Facebook page and I see this:

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/ :rofl:

 

[Wheel]

Scrolling down my Facebook page and I see this:

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/ :rofl:

Oh no. The comments.

 

[MrJones]

Scrolling down my Facebook page and I see this:

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/ :rofl:

From the sidebar of the "article", posted because I know that at least one person will swallow that story hook, line and sinker.....

Tribune Herald is for satirical purposes only.

 

[Tigger]

Ran three calls at night. All the same person. That was stupid.

 

[Wheel]

Ran three calls at night. All the same person. That was stupid.

How did that happen? By the time we get to two times, if they refuse transport, that we will be arriving with the police if we are called again. Three times is too many.

 

[CodeBru1984]

Had my first "frequent flyer" today. I have a feeling I'll be seeing him again.

 

[VFlutter]

The one day you don't have something with you is the day you really need it. I usually have a hemostat in my pocket but not today. We had a nurse accidentally cut the stopcock line on a 7Fr Femoral Artery sheath creating a wide open arterial bleed. And of course we could not find a clamp anywhere. It was a fun few minutes trying to control the bleeding until one was located.

 

[Chimpie]

Names of the pilots released... sort of.... (watch the video)

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ho-lee-f...-reporting-fabricated-names-of-asiana-pilots/

 

[Handsome Robb]

Out sick for two days...of course the day I come back, still under the weather mind you, is far from easy. Seems like my theme lately is logistical nightmares.