the 100% directionless thread

[TransportJockey]

I delivered a maybe 23 week baby at work tuesday. Just got word the baby is still alive and hanging in there... I needed that

 

[Shishkabob]

Dude how do you even fit into the ambulance with such a big head?

Most likely the same way you do on your high horse.

 

[Sasha]

What high horse? Because i think you have a big ego and inflated self importance?

 

[JPINFV]

Dude how do you even fit into the ambulance with such a big head?

Most likely the same way you do on your high horse.

Aww... the way you two fight like a young couple is cute.

Gus eating popcorn gif >>> Jackson eating popcorn gif.

 

[HotelCo]

Hello Friend ,

I'm Anne Robert, am 23yrs old girl, Please forgive my indignation if this message come to you as a surprise i just Feel It s' God direction and will, i have something that is really burdring me in mind and i do not just know how to tell you this I have a project worth $9,000,000.00)US Dollars in security storage house here in Abidjan, that i need your assistance in, all i need is your full support and effort, cause Ideally you will perhaps be my equal or more, and I will like to know you more better because I have a serous issue I need to disclose to you.during the political conflict which I strongly believed that you are aware of. The funds are in a security company here in my country Cote d'Ivoire. I request your permission and help to transfer the funds to your country so that I can come to your country for investment, and also continue my studies.
well, for now, I think This is all I can say before I run out of room;
What do you think ? Pls reach me through my private email ads, ok !
Email anne2009ci@hotmail.fr
I wait for your message, ok !
Anne

I can be a partner in a project worth $9,000,000! HELLO EASY MONEY! B)

 

[JPINFV]

That looks totally legit, you should completely do it!

 

[HotelCo]

That looks totally legit, you should completely do it!

I'm all over it!

(Don't get any ideas, people of EMTLife! This money is mine!)

 

[Sasha]

Too late! I e-mailed her! And I wait for her return message, ok!

 

[HotelCo]

Too late! I e-mailed her! And I wait for her return message, ok!

I've already sent her my bank account information, social security number, birthdate, and pin number! I win!

 

[katgrl2003]

Home alone for the next week and a half... yay for a bachlorette's dinner of pizza and breadsticks,

 

[Sasha]

I've already sent her my bank account information, social security number, birthdate, and pin number! I win!

Damn.

 

[bigbaldguy]

I delivered a maybe 23 week baby at work tuesday. Just got word the baby is still alive and hanging in there... I needed that

AWESOME!!! now you need a Stork pin.

 

[TransportJockey]

AWESOME!!! now you need a Stork pin.

This actually makes #4 for me in the last year. But the first one this little or with any complications. And the first time I've ever done CPR on a neonate :S

 

[medicRob]

And the first time I've ever done CPR on a neonate :S

Oh no, I hope everything turned out okay. Neonates always used to scare me.

 

[TransportJockey]

Oh no, I hope everything turned out okay. Neonates always used to scare me.

Yep. He came out with an APGAR of 0 and I started CPR. He's stable in the NICU doing great now! I needed that this week in the worst way.

 

[JPINFV]

Yep. He came out with an APGAR of 0 and I started CPR. He's stable in the NICU doing great now! I needed that this week in the worst way.

So what you're trying to say is, you went from zero
[puts on sun glasses]
to hero?

 

[Sasha]

So what you're trying to say is, you went from zero
[puts on sun glasses]
to hero?

Laaaaamesauce.

 

[Shishkabob]

Me: Hmm.. why is he just standing there staring at the tree? Ohhhh.... nevermind.

Cop: Yeah, we thought the same thing when we drove up too...

 

[TransportJockey]

Just getting off duty this morning. Need to get some sleep before her memorial service today I don't know if I can tell her goodbye... but I can tell her I'll see her again.

 

[rmabrey]

Vacation!!!