1. choose sport
2. create team, join league
3. win...
4. drink
I like your 2nd option.Don't you mean
1. Choose sport.
2. Create team and join league.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
Or
1. Assemble team
2. Join slow-pitch softball league
3. Drink.
4. Drink.
5. Play softball.
6. Drink.
Don't you mean
1. Choose sport.
2. Create team and join league.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!