Res ipsa loquitur

[Veneficus]

http://www.emsresponder.com/article/article.jsp?id=9138&siteSection=1

"Maryland Woman Injured in Sex Toy Mishap
Bill Starks
Courtesy of www.wusa9.com


LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - ...

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

what else could be said?

 

[fortsmithman]

ROFLMAO:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[daedalus]

Sounds like a patient we had over here. Man decided he wanted to have breasts. Proceeded to place a hollow needle type instrument into his chest wall and hook it up to a compressor, thinking he could blow himself up some new breasts. Needless to say, he ended up with quite a few serious problems, including pneumomediastinum.

 

[BossyCow]

And who among us has not transported pts with odd things placed in odd locations. Its true. there is only enough blood to supply one head at a time.

 

[Aidey]

.....you just can't make this stuff up. lol.

 

[firecoins]

ouch. that has to hurt.

 

[frdude1000]

Ouch!!! One more dumb person in my state-_-

 

[Veneficus]

Ouch!!! One more dumb person in my state-_-

think nothing of it, we all can claim more than our share of stupid people in our respective states.

 

[rchristi]

think nothing of it, we all can claim more than our share of stupid people in our respective states.

Except here in Lake Wobegon where all of the children are above average.
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