runindash05
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I found this online and took out some of the few good ones and thought I'd pass them on...Enjoy.
Brandon
* "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
* "The patient refused an autopsy."
* "The patient has no past history of suicides."
* "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
* "She is numb from her toes down."
* "The skin was moist and dry."
* "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
* "Patient was alert and unresponsive."
* "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
*"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
* "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
Brandon
* "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
* "The patient refused an autopsy."
* "The patient has no past history of suicides."
* "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
* "She is numb from her toes down."
* "The skin was moist and dry."
* "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
* "Patient was alert and unresponsive."
* "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
*"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
* "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."