Sasha
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Ok, so.
Yesterday at work, my partner and I were minding our own business, picking up a patient from the hospital. We wander past another one of our crews on the way out, I say a nice and cheerful "Hiii!" and they say nothing in return. Hmm. Fine. Whatever.
So down to the truck, I go to open the back door, my fingers slip in some goo. What the? Further inspection, it's dun dun dun ORAL GLUCOSE. On all of our door handles.
My partner, not my normal partner but my partner for the day was LIVID. Ooooh, we put our patient in the truck, he grabs some oral glucose, and globs it on their door handles (As they put it on EVERY door handle on our truck.). I tell him to come and sit with my patient, grab some KY Jelly outta the truck, and to my dissapointment their doors are locked. However, in case someone locks themselves out of their trucks, there's a hide-a-key in the grill of the truck, so I retrieve their hidden key, open their doors, and KY Jelly the front seats. And we're off.
Later that day we're parked dropping off a patient at a different hospital, the same truck ends up next to us, and lets the air out of our rear passenger tire.
The same crew will be working Thursday, as will I be with that same not regular partner thursday. We have a need for revenge.
Ideas?
Yesterday at work, my partner and I were minding our own business, picking up a patient from the hospital. We wander past another one of our crews on the way out, I say a nice and cheerful "Hiii!" and they say nothing in return. Hmm. Fine. Whatever.
So down to the truck, I go to open the back door, my fingers slip in some goo. What the? Further inspection, it's dun dun dun ORAL GLUCOSE. On all of our door handles.
My partner, not my normal partner but my partner for the day was LIVID. Ooooh, we put our patient in the truck, he grabs some oral glucose, and globs it on their door handles (As they put it on EVERY door handle on our truck.). I tell him to come and sit with my patient, grab some KY Jelly outta the truck, and to my dissapointment their doors are locked. However, in case someone locks themselves out of their trucks, there's a hide-a-key in the grill of the truck, so I retrieve their hidden key, open their doors, and KY Jelly the front seats. And we're off.
Later that day we're parked dropping off a patient at a different hospital, the same truck ends up next to us, and lets the air out of our rear passenger tire.
The same crew will be working Thursday, as will I be with that same not regular partner thursday. We have a need for revenge.
Ideas?