Dumbest thing heard on the radio

[WoodyPN]

LTC i worked has 1 RN to roughly 70 pts on nght shift. Usually 3 aides to those 70. Day is 1 LPN per ~30, 1 aid to ~6to10

 

[addictedforever]

LTC i worked has 1 RN to roughly 70 pts on nght shift. Usually 3 aides to those 70. Day is 1 LPN per ~30, 1 aid to ~6to10

wow! we had one rn/lpn for 50 beds and two aides on noc

 

[WoodyPN]

C.A.D. Event Listing For: E:censored: 08/28/11

Event Number: E:censored: Page 1


08/28/11 09:13:10 FND: 0018 HEADACHE

Sigh.... not my call, but it went in as AMA <_<

 

[HCSOES861]

HCSO vs The Hotel

I am a volunteer for the County Sheriff EMS - and we were having dinner with the Licensed Deputy at the time

Disp: 12** respond to ---Inn
12**: copy - whats the problem
Disp: Hotel reports problem with two guests
12**: and the problem is....
Disp: they want to check in.

coffee went everywhere

or how bout

Disp: 57** call about a cat fight at ....Shorline Dr
57**: tell the caller to turn the hose on them
Disp: (around howls of laughter at Disp) Correction - two women fighting in the yard of ....Shorline Drive

 

[HCSOES861]

Grass Fire

Disp: 58** grass fire at X and Y in the median
58**: Disp that is 56** area
56**: 58** that is in your jursidiction
58**: 56** X & Y is your jurisdiction
Disp: Uh.....The fire is going down the MIDDLE of the median....each of you can have a side - JUST GO!!!

 

[HCSOES861]

Fire!!

Reading through the older ones remind me of good ones Ive heard!!

Dis: BDFD respond to 8**** *2th Ave NE - report of car fire
BDFD: Thats ****Patrol division
Disp: Affrimative - a Patrol Vehicle is on fire in the garage

that thing was TOAST!!

 

[HCSOES861]

Mile Markers

ES: 16%% we have a rollover at Mile Marker XX - kinda in the middle of a long strech of freeway that who KNOWs what the cross street would be because they arent straight
DISP: 16%% give better location - we dont use Mile Markers
ES: Straining to think of cross street as free way traffic flows by " Hwy &&/ EB **"
58**: ES16 - we are at MM** and will assist in 3
Disp: Copy 58** - at MM** and Hwy&&....do you need ambulance?

 

[HCSOES861]

Fresh Beef

Heard on the radio

Disp: 12** report of bull loose on _____Differly Rd
12**: 12**on sceen

minutes later

12**: If there are calls - just dispatched young bull that would not be corralled by owner -
12**: 12** to 12* on patrol
12**: go ahead
12**: save me a nice steak and a roast will ya?

 

[CTBryan11]

Coded!

We ran a code this weekend and while we were working on the patient, my boss got on the radio to give the report to medvac for us

Pilot- MedVac to Unit 1 can we get a report on the patient and a exact weight

My Boss- Unit one to MedVac, pt coded on the crapper.....pt has been intubated, succesful on first attempt, IV access has been established running saline w/o, 2 rounds of epi 1:10000 have been adminstered and lidocaine has been pushed, pt. is now showing normal sinus rythm with a bp of 132/86, and a pulse strong and regular at 97, pt weighs around 130 pnds. Any more questions or orders on this pt?

Pilot- did you just say the pt coded on the crapper?

My Boss- 10-4

Pilot- (laughing) rough night for them huh?... eta 4 mins

i didn't have to put the whole report on there but i thought it was pretty cool we got her back lol, and even though coding on the toilet isn't that rare.. you don't usually hear coded on "crapper"

 

[traumaluv2011]

-Attention ********* First Aid squad, request for an ambulance at ** Willow Drive for a female patient with a mouth issue.
-**50 to Dispatch who reported the call in?
-Dispatch to **50, The husband called 911
...

Any alarms going off about that call?

 

[IRIDEZX6R]

-Attention ********* First Aid squad, request for an ambulance at ** Willow Drive for a female patient with a mouth issue.
-**50 to Dispatch who reported the call in?
-Dispatch to **50, The husband called 911
...

Any alarms going off about that call?

Maybe you should clarify ever so slightly..

 

[WoodyPN]

"diabeetus"

Also, some of our jurisdiction is quite rural while most is a mid size city. A call came out for a hunter trapped a tree stand. For the next four minutes we here the units and dispatch going back and forth about a cross street when everyone in my unit knew there wasn't a single cross street on that rode for miles....

Oh and missing our "OK" checks...tends to piss off dispatch, so one night on a psych emergency with no PD on scene, we walk outside to be greeted by 4 police cruisers and our Captain. Good to know they have our backs I guess.

 

[Cup of Joe]

unit gets called to an accident on one of the NYC bridges...thats it. They responded to dispatch with "You'll have to do better than that."

 

[attnondeck]

Our dispatch was trying to talk to medic 406. Over the radio it sounded like 106. After 3 times the dispatcher changed it up.

"medic Quatro-O-sixo". Then 406 came back with "Medic Quatro-O-sixo go ahead"

i had to do that once giving a report to the hospital on an 8 yo male pt.

nurse: how old did you say the pt was?
me: eight. 8 year old pt.
nurse: did you 80?
me: negative. ZERO EIGHT.
nurse: can you repeat?
ME: OCHO! copy?
nurse: see you when you get here...

the dr found it funny when i got there. the nurse was falling asleep at the desk.

 

[IRIDEZX6R]

I've seen the traige nurse at one of the local trauma centers yell at the emts over the radio.. pretty funny.

 

[Handsome Robb]

I'd be pissed if a nurse yelled at me on the air.

 

[WoodyPN]

Our hospital treats us very well, but you can bet your behind if they yelled at us on air, we'd have a word with them, and so would our duty officer. Quite a few of us also work in the ER, so its very rare anyone is ever cross either on the radio or in person.

 

[Hunter]

Lol not sure if anyones posted this up yet but it's happened a couple of times.

Unit: This is unit 25, 2, 5, requesting priority one.
Dispatch: Unit 25, can we get a reference and doesn't your Pt have a valid DNR?
Unit: Reference, SOB, Pt does have DNR.
Dispatch: Code 3 Denied, proceed with flow of traffic.

 

[attnondeck]

I've seen the traige nurse at one of the local trauma centers yell at the emts over the radio.. pretty funny.

at that point i just hang up the radio and when i get there i tell them very nicely "there was a radio issue" :rofl:

 

[exodus]

Lol not sure if anyones posted this up yet but it's happened a couple of times.

Unit: This is unit 25, 2, 5, requesting priority one.
Dispatch: Unit 25, can we get a reference and doesn't your Pt have a valid DNR?
Unit: Reference, SOB, Pt does have DNR.
Dispatch: Code 3 Denied, proceed with flow of traffic.

That's when you either keep going Code 3 anyway, or have medics intercept and your company loses the pay from the transport