crazycajun
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Well just got back from a call that I just had to share. Dispatch sent us to a 16 yo/m with unknown injury/illness. When we arrived on scene and knocked on door mom answered and looked at us if we were at the wrong house. She asked if she could help us and I told her we received a call that a 16 yo/m was having some sort of trouble. She quickly led us to her sons bedroom and we entered. She immediately asked what was wrong and all he could say was "MOM PLEASE LEAVE". I asked her to step out and I would find out what was going on. After she left he removed the blanket and showed me a swollen erect penis that was turning blue. It seems he had seen in a magazine that using a strap to constrict blood flow would allow him to keep an erection longer. He explained he didn't have a strap so he decided to use a hair tie. He also stated that he put the hair tie on before he got an erection and now it was cutting off his circulation and hurt really bad. He begged me to help. I told him there was only one problem. I had to tell his mom because she had to give consent for me to treat him. He then started to cry and begged me to lie. I told him I couldn't and asked the mom to come back in. I gave her the rundown and I thought she was going to go into full arrest right there. I then had her son remove the blanket again so she could see and all she could say was OMG that is my hair tie!!!!! Never the less she gave permission to treat and while I was in the process of removing the item she tells her son " I should just let him cut it off" and "You are as stupid as your father". she then goes on to tell us that her husband had to go to the emergency room last year due to a Viagra overdose. Meanwhile this kid is in severe pain, I am having trouble getting the hair tie to stretch enough with Kelly forceps so I can cut it with bandage scissors so I whip out my pocket knife and he almost passed out. You should have seen his face. I was able to finally get it cut off and the mom agreed to let us transport because of the severe discoloring of the penis and possible damage. when we arrive at the ER the doc asks what was going on and before I can open my mouth the Mom states that her son is an idiot and she now needs to go and buy all new hair ties. This had to be the funniest call I have been on in a while.