Somewhere out there, there is a Directionless EMT who thinks it would be the coolest thing in the world to post the Five-Thousandth comment on the 100% Directionless Thread. 
 
In fact, there's probably someone out there who would actually work to receive the honor! If no one makes that an important part of EMTlife, well, someone should because it's worth it to all of us to figure out who is the MOST DIRECTIONLESS OF ALL OF EMTdom!
Tell ya what I'll do: In a few days I'll be introducing a book I wrote to this community. It's not quite available, so no title here (which should make it I'm not promoting anything).
I will give to the person who can PROVE they were the 5,000th Poster to this thread a signed copy of the book's First Edition.
With moments of valuelessness, insight, brilliance, boredom and all in-between, I'd like to honor this thread's accurate reflection of EMT life.