After hours? if you catch my drift.
And when youre posting
Depending on where we're at we try to get to a gas station, but at some posts it's just not possible because of how rural the area is. We usually try and do it when we're at the hospital though. Otherwise pop in the back, use a urinal and dump it in some bushes.
Remember that hotels normally have clean restrooms in their lobby.
I try and go at the hospital or the station. When times have been tough, I have totally gone in a patient's (nice) bathroom, or a portajohn on the side of the road.
The portajohn event was when I had a UTI and didn't know it.
The pt bathroom thing happens when we are on back-to-back calls and the scene is 1:40 min from the hospital. It takes FOREVER to get to the scene, and I know it will take FOREVER to get to the hospital, and if I have to pee, I have to pee.
I don't do it when pt condition dictates we hurry, because thanks to the parasympathetic nervous system I'm ok when I have work to do, but when granny needs a ride to the hospital and we are it, I don't mind.
We had a medic fired for doing that. But there was a baby monitor in the bathroom and everyone heard the medic farting and grunting. Then they heard him not wash his hands.
After hours? if you catch my drift.
And when youre posting