New Living Will

Stevo

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New Living Will.......

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on
it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Bloody Mary,

______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda

______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic

______a Lobster or crab legs

______a Steak

______a Bowl of ice cream

______The sports page

______Chocolate

______The remote control





It should then be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.


Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________
 

coloradoemt

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Can ya add trauma shears to the list? I want to die with my shears in hand... My trauma shears are my friend...They talk to me about stuff...:ph34r:
 
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Stevo

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heck you can be buried with them, with full honors Colorado...

~S~
 

Wingnut

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coloradoemt said:
Can ya add trauma shears to the list? I want to die with my shears in hand... My trauma shears are my friend...They talk to me about stuff...:ph34r:


Wow..well someone has issues. Now I may hear voices from time to time and do what they say, but my trauma shears have never talked to me...that's just weird. :p


I saw a t-shirt once I love and will have to get for my husband one day.. all black with white lettering it said "I do what the voices in my wifes head tell me to"
 

emtff376

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I saw a t-shirt once I love and will have to get for my husband one day.. all black with white lettering it said "I do what the voices in my wifes head tell me to"

I saw a shirt similar to that. I thought it was classic...

"you're just jealous the voices only talk to ME!"

:)
 

Wingnut

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emtff376 said:
I saw a shirt similar to that. I thought it was classic...

"you're just jealous the voices only talk to ME!"

:)


LOL...Love it!
 

VinBin

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coloradoemt said:
My trauma shears are my friend...They talk to me about stuff...:ph34r:

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Is that how they look coloradoemt? :unsure:
 

mightymom7

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WOW, really like the new living will.....now if only someone here in FL would actually honor it (I know I would) :rolleyes:
 
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