Amelia
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The quickest way to make an enemy out of your female lab partner is to call her abdomen "squishy." ESPECIALLY after you dis on her football team.
Dear male EMT students,
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ghost02
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Better that than rigid.
gotbeerz001
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Soft, non-tender works fine.
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Amelia
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See?? Lol he about got pounded for that.
Anjel
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In my assessment class when verbalizing my breast findings I stated "they are nice". Lol
My teacher almost fell out of her chair.
I'm a female though. Easier for me to get away with it.
My teacher almost fell out of her chair.
I'm a female though. Easier for me to get away with it.
COmedic17
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If that's the worst thing you have heard/had happen to you at work as a fire/EMS provider, i would say your doing pretty good.
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Emergency Metaphysics
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Funny. Which program did you end up choosing? Tonight in medic school we begin medication administration and sticking each other with needles. I plan on passing out like a wuss at least once the first time someone misses my vein and digs around.
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Amelia
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OH how I wish that were true. I'm chickeny all over.
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Amelia
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I wish we were sticking people more than glucose. ;P I'm there Monday and Wednesday nights and some Saturdays. When are you there? I know sometimes we're there the parking lot is packed- I figured that was you guys. Plus Kaitlyn and another gal whose name I can't remember is always helping us with labs
redundantbassist
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Squishy? I would've taken that as a complement.
RocketMedic
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You'll miss those days when your morbidly-obese patient literally loses a remote under the breast...
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When checking JVD my program director once said "Nice juggs"
At 0800 in school I told my (academic) partner "I think there is something wrong with your makeup". I was trying to be helpful because there was definitely something wrong. "Do you have a girlfriend?" she said. "Yeah". "Would you ever speak to her like that?". "What?"...and the mystery continues.
At 0800 in school I told my (academic) partner "I think there is something wrong with your makeup". I was trying to be helpful because there was definitely something wrong. "Do you have a girlfriend?" she said. "Yeah". "Would you ever speak to her like that?". "What?"...and the mystery continues.
Emergency Metaphysics
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So, to answer my question: You're at Avera, right?
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Maybe I'm gonna be that guy but if you're gonna take something like that personally after describing yourself as "chickeny" you're going to need a thicker skin.
I highly doubt your classmate was taking a stab at you.
My girlfriend, who no longer works in EMS but used to, had many, many far worse things said to her by patients up to and including a patient stating they wanted to rape her.
Moral of the story, people are learning, don't take their mistakes personally.
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Amelia
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Guys- im not seeiously mad. I just couldnt believe he said it- took me offguard. Im a rough and rumble girl who grew ip with 7 boys (brothers and close cousins.) I know I Have to be flipping tough to take this job. Believe me, you dont have to worry about me.
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Amelia
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Yes. Im at Avera.
Ewok Jerky
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You guys do breast exams? What county and are you hiring?
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I remember evaluating a student who was so nervous assessing his rather mammary gland endowed female patient (class scenario)....that he took his stethoscope and said he was going to listen to her breast sounds....the red in his face and the fluster in his tone after that was hilarious.